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Good one anne, Somehow I knew that before this email.

LOL

Love

Janet

anne wrote:

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and

female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop

their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to

mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give

birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's

reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a

girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man

in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost

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Yeah Ric,

I can see Mrs.Claus behind that fat man with a glass of skim milk shaking her

finger, get that sleigh loaded, feed those raindeer, change your socks, (No Kris

white sock do not go with the red velvet.) Did you forget your GPS device, and

do you have your address books?

As she sees him fly off toward his duties, she sighs a sigh of relief and washes

all the dishes left by Kris and his merry band of elfs, picks up ten thousand

pairs of socks, little dirty shorts and lets out the cat.

Love

Janet

Ric wrote:

ain't WE bad! yeah well.........guess who the man got to do all the work!

hehehe

HOHOHO!

High in the Colorado Rockies......ric

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YEAH! What Janet said! LOL!

It's good to have you back Ric, I've missed your quick wit...... Bwahahahaha

anne

Re: Fw: remember

Yeah Ric,

I can see Mrs.Claus behind that fat man with a glass of skim milk shaking her

finger, get that sleigh loaded, feed those raindeer, change your socks, (No Kris

white sock do not go with the red velvet.) Did you forget your GPS device, and

do you have your address books?

As she sees him fly off toward his duties, she sighs a sigh of relief and

washes all the dishes left by Kris and his merry band of elfs, picks up ten

thousand pairs of socks, little dirty shorts and lets out the cat.

Love

Janet

Ric wrote:

ain't WE bad! yeah well.........guess who the man got to do all the work!

hehehe

HOHOHO!

High in the Colorado Rockies......ric

richobbs1@... Support non-commercial local community radio

www.kafmradio.org

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