Guest guest Posted February 6, 2012 Report Share Posted February 6, 2012 A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single file. The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog, " I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single file. Whose funeral is it? " The man replied, " Well, that first coffin is for my wife. " What happened to her? " The man replied, " My dog attacked and killed her. " He inquired further, " Well, who is in the second coffin? " The man answered, " My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also. " A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first one asks in excitement " Can I borrow the dog? " The man replied " Join the queue. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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