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Here is a pretty neat little thing from Harvey. See if you can guess

the riddle at the end.

Harvey Writes:

We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse.

For my grandchildren, I'd like better.

I'd really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice

cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would.

I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by

being cheated.

I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and wash the car.

And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you are sixteen.

It will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born and your old

dog put to sleep.

I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in.

I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother/sister. And

it's all right if you have to draw a line down the middle of the room,but when

he wants to crawl under the covers with you because he's scared, I hope you

let him.

When you want to see a movie and your little brother/sister wants to tag

along, I hope you'll let him/her.

I hope you have to walk uphill to school with your friends and that you live

in a town where you can do it safely.

On rainy days when you have to catch a ride, I hope you don't ask your

driver to drop you two blocks away so you won't be seen riding with someone as

uncool as your Mom.

If you want a slingshot, I hope your Dad teaches you how to make one instead

of buying one.

I hope you learn to dig in the dirt and read books.

When you learn to use computers, I hope you also learn to add and subtract

in your head.

I hope you get teased by your friends when you have your first crush on a

boy\girl, and when you talk back to your mother that you learn what ivory soap

tastes like.

May you skin your knee climbing a mountain, burn your hand on a stove and

stick your tongue on a frozen flagpole.

I don't care if you try a beer once, but I hope you don't like it. And if a

friend offers you dope or a joint, I hope you realize he is not your friend.

I sure hope you make time to sit on a porch with your Grandma/Grandpa and go

fishing with your Uncle.

May you feel sorrow at a funeral and joy during the holidays.

I hope your mother punishes you when you throw a baseball through your

neighbor's window and that she hugs you and kisses you at Hannukah/Christmas

time

when you give her a plaster mold of your hand.

These things I wish for you - tough times and disappointment, hard work and

happiness. To me, it's the only way to appreciate life.

Written with a pen. Sealed with a kiss. I'm here for you. And if I die

before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

Send this to all of your friends. We secure our friends, not by accepting

favors, but by doing them.

Harvey RIDDLE:

When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got the answer, compared to

17% of Stanford University seniors.

What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The

rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?

Send this to 10 people and then press shift and you will get the answer.