WORDS OF WISDOM FROM GRANDPA

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Wisdom from Grandpa

Whether a man winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind

of chick he marries.

Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that

he forgets his sugar.

Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.

When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they

try to decide which one.

If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will

never turn into an old nag.

Judging from the specimens they pick for husbands, it's no wonder that brides

often blush.

On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past -- but never the

present.

A foolish husband says to his wife: " Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin',

cookin', and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work. "

The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is kept up.

Many girls like to marry a military man -- he can cook, sew, make beds, and is

in good health. And he's already used to taking orders.