Great Quotes By Great Ladies

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Great Quotes by Great Ladies!

Inside every older person is a younger

person -- wondering what the hell happened.

-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

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The hardest years in life are

those between ten and seventy.

-Helen (at 73)-

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I refuse to think of them as chin

hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

-Janette Barber-

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Things are going to get a lot worse

before they get worse.

-Lily Tomlin-

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A male gynecologist is like an auto

mechanic who never owned a car.

- Snow-

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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your

girlfriends.

-Laurie Kuslansky-

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My second favorite household chore is ironing.

My first being, hitting my head on the

top bunk bed until I faint.

-Erma Bombeck-

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Old age ain't no place for sissies.

-Bette -

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A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

A woman must do what he can't.

-Rhonda Hansome-

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The phrase " working mother " is redundant.

-Jane Sellman-

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Every time I close the door on reality

it comes in through the windows.

- Unlimited-

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Whatever women must do they must do

twice as well as men to be thought half

as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

-Charlotte Whitton-

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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head

together and your body starts falling apart.

-Caryn Leschen-

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I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me

at

once.

- Unlimited-

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If you can't be a good example, then you'll

just have to be a horrible warning.

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When I was young, I was put in a

school for retarded kids for two years

before they realized I actually had a

hearing loss. And they called ME slow!

-Kathy Buckley-

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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde

jokes because I know I'm not

dumb . and I'm also not blonde.

-Dolly Parton-

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If high heels were so wonderful, men

would still be wearing them.

-Sue Grafton-

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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears

makes one you can ride on.

-Roseanne Barr-

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When women are depressed they either eat

or go shopping. Men invade another country.

-Elayne Boosler-

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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

-on Pearson-

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In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man-

if you want anything done, ask a woman.

-Margaret Thatcher-

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I have yet to hear a man ask for advice

on how to combine marriage and a career.

-Gloria Steinem-

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I am a marvelous housekeeper.

Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

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Nobody can make you feel inferior

without your permission.

-Eleanor Roosevelt-

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GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell happened.-Cora Harvey Armstrong- The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen (at 73)- I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber- Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin- A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. - Snow- Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky- My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck- Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette - A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome- The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -Jane Sellman- Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. - Unlimited- Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton- Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen- I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once. - Unlimited- If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -- When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! -Kathy Buckley- I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton- If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton- I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr- When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.. -Elayne Boosler- Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -on Pearson- In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher- I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinem- I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor- Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-