Guest guest Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Hi all! Since we all need all the laughs we can get, I thought I'd share my three silliest jokes with you. Here they are: Q: How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. But the real question is, how did they get in there in the first place? _____________________ Q: How do you catch a unique bunny? A: Unique up on him! Q: How do you catch a TAME bunny? A: Tame way--unique up on him! _____________________ and finally, my 7-year-old nephew's favorite joke: Q: If you're American when you go INTO the bathroom, and you're American when you come OUT of the bathroom, what nationality are you while you are IN the bathroom? A: European! (Hee hee hee!) ________________________________________________________________________________\ ____ Fussy? Opinionated? Impossible to please? Perfect. Join Yahoo!'s user panel and lay it on us. http://surveylink.yahoo.com/gmrs/yahoo_panel_invite.asp?a=7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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