Guest guest Posted April 6, 2004 Report Share Posted April 6, 2004 Dear Kishore, Nice one as usual... CS: I'm sorry your husband has a very rare heart problem! Wife: Oh dear! I didn't know he had a heart! Ravin '82 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 6, 2004 Report Share Posted April 6, 2004 Dear Kishore, Up until now i have been smiling at,well, everybody knows who?.......... Gosh!today along with smiles i am also thinking parallel or is it parallel thinking: LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL? Neeti'86 PS:If U feel its all French, please, feel free to contact Ashish 4 references........ > Dr Mukund Karambelkar's wife is very lucky to have a caring husband. > In my case, however, if I have to undergo heart surgery, the scenario > could be somewhat different. > > Scene: The OPD of a cardiac surgeon (CS) > > CS: (Touching the tips of his fingers together and frowning his best > frown - as seen on TV) You do not need to worry, Mrs. Shah. Your > husband will be as he was before within no time at all! > > Swati: That's what I am worried about. Could you make him better? I > mean, you see all those NEW and IMPROVED ads ... > > CS: (A bit surprised) Er .. you do not like him as he was before? > > Swati: You must be joking. He sits hunched over the computer for > hours. Does not talk to us. Dreams of his egroup. The only exercise he > does is with his fingers on the keyboard. Now he has developed this > heart problem. Tell me one thing, doctor, while you open his heart, > can you reduce this MGIMS from his heart a little bit, so that he can > spend a little bit more time with us? > > CS: Hmm! That must be the dark patch I saw in the X ray. I'm sorry. It > seems to be deeply embedded. > > Swati: How much will it cost us. > > CS: Roughly, 2 lakhs! > > Swati: (gasp) That's very rough. Could you use one of those Chinese > made stents instead. I hear you can cut down on cost. > > CS: (Angrily) Why don't you get a Chinese surgeon instead? > > Swati: (with wild surmise) That is a very good idea! > > CS: (hastily) I was just joking. He He He. Let's see. Being a doctor, > I could give you a concession of 50,000/-. > > Swati: But both of us are doctors, so that makes it 1,00,000/-. And > our son is also in MBBS, so that will be a triple concession. > > CS: Mrs. Shah, Thank God you do not have three children. Otherwise I > would have to pay to operate upon your husband! I'm sorry! Like they > say in Pizza joints, this offer cannot be clubbed with any other > offer. > > Swati gets up angrily and drags Kishore out of the CS's OPD. > > Kishore: (Tremblingly) Are we going to another doctor to see the > rates? > > Swati: Are you Mad? For 1,50,000/- I can get a newer, younger and > fitter model. > > Kishore: (Musing) And mentally sounder too! > > =========== > > Kishore Shah 1974 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 6, 2004 Report Share Posted April 6, 2004 that was excellent. you do have a great sense of humor!! cheers Malini With regards Lakshmi Prasad (lp1960@... ) Heart Surgery Dr Mukund Karambelkar's wife is very lucky to have a caring husband. In my case, however, if I have to undergo heart surgery, the scenario could be somewhat different. Scene: The OPD of a cardiac surgeon (CS) CS: (Touching the tips of his fingers together and frowning his best frown - as seen on TV) You do not need to worry, Mrs. Shah. Your husband will be as he was before within no time at all! Swati: That's what I am worried about. Could you make him better? I mean, you see all those NEW and IMPROVED ads ... CS: (A bit surprised) Er .. you do not like him as he was before? Swati: You must be joking. He sits hunched over the computer for hours. Does not talk to us. Dreams of his egroup. The only exercise he does is with his fingers on the keyboard. Now he has developed this heart problem. Tell me one thing, doctor, while you open his heart, can you reduce this MGIMS from his heart a little bit, so that he can spend a little bit more time with us? CS: Hmm! That must be the dark patch I saw in the X ray. I'm sorry. It seems to be deeply embedded. Swati: How much will it cost us. CS: Roughly, 2 lakhs! Swati: (gasp) That's very rough. Could you use one of those Chinese made stents instead. I hear you can cut down on cost. CS: (Angrily) Why don't you get a Chinese surgeon instead? Swati: (with wild surmise) That is a very good idea! CS: (hastily) I was just joking. He He He. Let's see. Being a doctor, I could give you a concession of 50,000/-. Swati: But both of us are doctors, so that makes it 1,00,000/-. And our son is also in MBBS, so that will be a triple concession. CS: Mrs. Shah, Thank God you do not have three children. Otherwise I would have to pay to operate upon your husband! I'm sorry! Like they say in Pizza joints, this offer cannot be clubbed with any other offer. Swati gets up angrily and drags Kishore out of the CS's OPD. Kishore: (Tremblingly) Are we going to another doctor to see the rates? Swati: Are you Mad? For 1,50,000/- I can get a newer, younger and fitter model. Kishore: (Musing) And mentally sounder too! =========== Kishore Shah 1974 ------------------------------ Website: www.mgims.org ------------------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 6, 2004 Report Share Posted April 6, 2004 U do have a great sense of humor. possibly that is what keeps you looking young ( I have not had access to the photos but going by the e-groups comments) cheers Malini With regards Lakshmi Prasad (lp1960@... ) Heart Surgery Dr Mukund Karambelkar's wife is very lucky to have a caring husband. In my case, however, if I have to undergo heart surgery, the scenario could be somewhat different. Scene: The OPD of a cardiac surgeon (CS) CS: (Touching the tips of his fingers together and frowning his best frown - as seen on TV) You do not need to worry, Mrs. Shah. Your husband will be as he was before within no time at all! Swati: That's what I am worried about. Could you make him better? I mean, you see all those NEW and IMPROVED ads ... CS: (A bit surprised) Er .. you do not like him as he was before? Swati: You must be joking. He sits hunched over the computer for hours. Does not talk to us. Dreams of his egroup. The only exercise he does is with his fingers on the keyboard. Now he has developed this heart problem. Tell me one thing, doctor, while you open his heart, can you reduce this MGIMS from his heart a little bit, so that he can spend a little bit more time with us? CS: Hmm! That must be the dark patch I saw in the X ray. I'm sorry. It seems to be deeply embedded. Swati: How much will it cost us. CS: Roughly, 2 lakhs! Swati: (gasp) That's very rough. Could you use one of those Chinese made stents instead. I hear you can cut down on cost. CS: (Angrily) Why don't you get a Chinese surgeon instead? Swati: (with wild surmise) That is a very good idea! CS: (hastily) I was just joking. He He He. Let's see. Being a doctor, I could give you a concession of 50,000/-. Swati: But both of us are doctors, so that makes it 1,00,000/-. And our son is also in MBBS, so that will be a triple concession. CS: Mrs. Shah, Thank God you do not have three children. Otherwise I would have to pay to operate upon your husband! I'm sorry! Like they say in Pizza joints, this offer cannot be clubbed with any other offer. Swati gets up angrily and drags Kishore out of the CS's OPD. Kishore: (Tremblingly) Are we going to another doctor to see the rates? Swati: Are you Mad? For 1,50,000/- I can get a newer, younger and fitter model. Kishore: (Musing) And mentally sounder too! =========== Kishore Shah 1974 ------------------------------ Website: www.mgims.org ------------------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 6, 2004 Report Share Posted April 6, 2004 A real bubble of joy,Kishore! Mogambo Khush hua..... Neeti'86 > Dr Mukund Karambelkar's wife is very lucky to have a caring husband. > In my case, however, if I have to undergo heart surgery, the scenario > could be somewhat different. > > Scene: The OPD of a cardiac surgeon (CS) > > CS: (Touching the tips of his fingers together and frowning his best > frown - as seen on TV) You do not need to worry, Mrs. Shah. Your > husband will be as he was before within no time at all! > > Swati: That's what I am worried about. Could you make him better? I > mean, you see all those NEW and IMPROVED ads ... > > CS: (A bit surprised) Er .. you do not like him as he was before? > > Swati: You must be joking. He sits hunched over the computer for > hours. Does not talk to us. Dreams of his egroup. The only exercise he > does is with his fingers on the keyboard. Now he has developed this > heart problem. Tell me one thing, doctor, while you open his heart, > can you reduce this MGIMS from his heart a little bit, so that he can > spend a little bit more time with us? > > CS: Hmm! That must be the dark patch I saw in the X ray. I'm sorry. It > seems to be deeply embedded. > > Swati: How much will it cost us. > > CS: Roughly, 2 lakhs! > > Swati: (gasp) That's very rough. Could you use one of those Chinese > made stents instead. I hear you can cut down on cost. > > CS: (Angrily) Why don't you get a Chinese surgeon instead? > > Swati: (with wild surmise) That is a very good idea! > > CS: (hastily) I was just joking. He He He. Let's see. Being a doctor, > I could give you a concession of 50,000/-. > > Swati: But both of us are doctors, so that makes it 1,00,000/-. And > our son is also in MBBS, so that will be a triple concession. > > CS: Mrs. Shah, Thank God you do not have three children. Otherwise I > would have to pay to operate upon your husband! I'm sorry! Like they > say in Pizza joints, this offer cannot be clubbed with any other > offer. > > Swati gets up angrily and drags Kishore out of the CS's OPD. > > Kishore: (Tremblingly) Are we going to another doctor to see the > rates? > > Swati: Are you Mad? For 1,50,000/- I can get a newer, younger and > fitter model. > > Kishore: (Musing) And mentally sounder too! > > =========== > > Kishore Shah 1974 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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