A LITTLE LAUGHTER .WITH APOLOGIES TO Malayalees

[Guest guest]

Saw.this.on.the.NHS.doctors'forum-and.thought.I.can.have.a.dig.at.my.own.malayal\

ee.roots.There.was.a.particlualarly.good.one.on.B.I..too!!

Sadhana'85

A LITTLE LAUGHTER FOR INDIANS..WITH APOLOGIES TO Malayalees.R. 27/02/2004

Bored. and just received this.. so. zimbly.

I suppose I ought to add the usual disclaimer : nothing to do with me, email

sent to me, not my opinion, cant be bothered to edit it., not a bihari trying to

get even..

And, if you know nothing about malayalee speak I wouldn't bother reading any

further

Name the wonly part of the werld, where Malayalis don't werk hard?

Kerala

Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?

Because 86% of the shift time is spent lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.

Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?

To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff.

Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?

To yearn meney.

What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?

He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?

Because he wanted to hear pope music.

What is Malayali management graduate called?

Yem Bee Yae.

Why did his wife divorce him?

Because he was louwing another woman (on eh chakka tree!).

Who found out that?

His aandy.

What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?

He changes his name from Karunakaran to Curren.

What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?

An Oto.

Who is Malayali's fyamousu eactor end aectress?

Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.

Why Kerala is the highly literate state in India?

Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapal from Kerala.

Why Arab countreis are looking for only Keralites?

They are ready to do yennithing for meney.

Which car does he purchase when he gets license?

Second hand Mezhsedes.

Please don't delete this file after reading, at least you should send this mail

to:

10 Malayalis & you will receive cocenut oil .

20 Malayalis and you will receive benana chips.

40 Malayalis you will receive appams.

Send this to 100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice field behind

the lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole month's supply of cocenut

oil and benana chips free!

[Guest guest]

Dear Sadhana,

That was Zimbly great.

Kishore Shah 1974

[Guest guest]

That was wonderful Sadhana - had me in splits...

:-D

Ravin '82

[Guest guest]

A wonderful piece of work or what we call the joke of the century!!!

Neeti'86

> Saw.this.on.the.NHS.doctors'forum-

and.thought.I.can.have.a.dig.at.my.own.malayalee.roots.There.was.a.pa

rticlualarly.good.one.on.B.I..too!!

>

> Sadhana'85

>

> A LITTLE LAUGHTER FOR INDIANS..WITH APOLOGIES TO

Malayalees.R. 27/02/2004

>

> Bored. and just received this.. so. zimbly.

>

> I suppose I ought to add the usual disclaimer : nothing to do with

me, email sent to me, not my opinion, cant be bothered to edit it.,

not a bihari trying to get even..

> And, if you know nothing about malayalee speak I wouldn't bother

reading any further

>

>

> Name the wonly part of the werld, where Malayalis don't werk hard?

> Kerala

>

> Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?

> Because 86% of the shift time is spent lifting, folding and re-

tying the lungi.

>

> Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?

> To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff.

>

> Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?

> To yearn meney.

>

> What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?

> He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

>

> Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?

> Because he wanted to hear pope music.

>

> What is Malayali management graduate called?

> Yem Bee Yae.

>

> Why did his wife divorce him?

> Because he was louwing another woman (on eh chakka tree!).

>

> Who found out that?

> His aandy.

>

> What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?

> He changes his name from Karunakaran to Curren.

>

> What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?

> An Oto.

>

> Who is Malayali's fyamousu eactor end aectress?

> Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.

>

> Why Kerala is the highly literate state in India?

> Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapal from Kerala.

>

> Why Arab countreis are looking for only Keralites?

> They are ready to do yennithing for meney.

>

> Which car does he purchase when he gets license?

> Second hand Mezhsedes.

>

> Please don't delete this file after reading, at least you should

send this mail to:

> 10 Malayalis & you will receive cocenut oil .

> 20 Malayalis and you will receive benana chips.

> 40 Malayalis you will receive appams.

>

> Send this to 100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the

rice field behind the lungi factory with additional incentive of a

whole month's supply of cocenut oil and benana chips free!

>

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

That was totally fab !!!

'Avida', as the mals call me.

1990

A LITTLE LAUGHTER .WITH APOLOGIES TO Malayalees

Saw.this.on.the.NHS.doctors'forum-and.thought.I.can.have.a.dig.at.my.own

..malayalee.roots.There.was.a.particlualarly.good.one.on.B.I..too!!

Sadhana'85

A LITTLE LAUGHTER FOR INDIANS..WITH APOLOGIES TO Malayalees.R.

27/02/2004

Bored. and just received this.. so. zimbly.

I suppose I ought to add the usual disclaimer : nothing to do with me,

email sent to me, not my opinion, cant be bothered to edit it., not a

bihari trying to get even.. And, if you know nothing about malayalee

speak I wouldn't bother reading any further

Name the wonly part of the werld, where Malayalis don't werk hard?

Kerala

Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?

Because 86% of the shift time is spent lifting, folding and re-tying the

lungi.

Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?

To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff.

Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?

To yearn meney.

What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?

He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?

Because he wanted to hear pope music.

What is Malayali management graduate called?

Yem Bee Yae.

Why did his wife divorce him?

Because he was louwing another woman (on eh chakka tree!).

Who found out that?

His aandy.

What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?

He changes his name from Karunakaran to Curren.

What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?

An Oto.

Who is Malayali's fyamousu eactor end aectress?

Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.

Why Kerala is the highly literate state in India?

Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapal from Kerala.

Why Arab countreis are looking for only Keralites?

They are ready to do yennithing for meney.

Which car does he purchase when he gets license?

Second hand Mezhsedes.

Please don't delete this file after reading, at least you should send

this mail to: 10 Malayalis & you will receive cocenut oil . 20 Malayalis

and you will receive benana chips. 40 Malayalis you will receive appams.

Send this to 100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice

field behind the lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole

month's supply of cocenut oil and benana chips free!

[Guest guest]

The.Chakke.tree(Jack.fruit.tree).and.benana.chips.had.me.in.splits.Avida!!

Sadhana'85

A LITTLE LAUGHTER .WITH APOLOGIES TO Malayalees

>

[Guest guest]

Thanks.Ravin!You.know.we.have.a.very.dear.mallu.friend.and.once.when.we.frie

nds.were.discussing.Indian.cars.in.general,this.chap.suddenly.said-Ambassado

rs.are.the.right.cars.for.India-you.know.once.a.bunch.of.coconuts.fell.on.ou

r.Ambassador's.roof.but.there.was.not.even.a.dent!!Poor.chap-we.still.rag.hi

m.about.it-i.e.his.gold.standard.was.a. " coconut " !!

Interestingly,mallus.are.called. " kanji " .in.JIPMER-I.guess.because.of.our.lov

e.for.Kanjivellam(Rice.water)-which.tastes.out.of.this.world.with.pickles!!

Infact.my.hubby.has.this.long.list.of.kanji.jokes.that.he.narrates.when.he.i

s.in.a.suicidal.mood!!

Sadhana'85

Re: A LITTLE LAUGHTER .WITH APOLOGIES TO Malayalees

> That was wonderful Sadhana - had me in splits...

>

> :-D

>

> Ravin '82

[Guest guest]

Endha.Parayatte.Saare?Iam.honoured!!

Sadhana'85

Re: A LITTLE LAUGHTER .WITH APOLOGIES TO Malayalees

> Dear Sadhana,

>

> That was Zimbly great.

>

> Kishore Shah 1974

>

>

[Guest guest]

Well.Neeti,

Iam.glad.I.started.off.with.a.joke.on.my.own.mother.tongue/Minglish.There.wa

s.another.good.one-on.Bihari.english-shall.forward.it.sometime.later.

Sadhana'85

Re: A LITTLE LAUGHTER .WITH APOLOGIES TO Malayalees

>

> A wonderful piece of work or what we call the joke of the century!!!

> Neeti'86

>

[Guest guest]

Dear Sadhana,

Are u aware you are , no i would rather say, your

mallu joke is causing a rift b/w mother and daughter.....yesterday i

kept smiling all day long,and my daughter asked me atleast ten

times, " mama why are you smiling at me? " ..... " No,beta i'm not smiling

at you " ....I tried to control myself....... " But there is no one

else in the room!! " ..........frustated at my unusual behavior,she

went to my hubby, " Papa,bad mama is making fun of

me!! " .....gosh ur joke is driving me and my daughter

nuts!!!.............but I think b/w the controversies of apologies,

that was a much needed shot of laughter therapy to rejuvenate this

site...........Keep up the good work!!

Neeti'86

> Well.Neeti,

>

Iam.glad.I.started.off.with.a.joke.on.my.own.mother.tongue/Minglish.T

here.wa

> s.another.good.one-on.Bihari.english-

shall.forward.it.sometime.later.

>

> Sadhana'85

> Re: A LITTLE LAUGHTER .WITH APOLOGIES TO

Malayalees

>

>

> >

> > A wonderful piece of work or what we call the joke of the

century!!!

> > Neeti'86

> >