Fw: good ones

[Guest guest]

Just a few quips to lighten up the day. Philosophy doesn't always have to be

pedantic, serious or earth shattering.

Read on:

Some of these are very cute...enjoy!

" Filthy, Stinking Rich-Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad "

" Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair "

" Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time "

" That's It! I'm Calling Grandma! " - (seen on an 8 year old)

" Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up "

" Procrastinate Now "

" Rehab Is for Quitters "

" My Dog Can Lick Anyone "

" I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts-Do You Want Fries With That? "

" Party-My Crib - Two A.M. " (On a baby-size shirt) (for Mookie and )

" If a woman's place is in the home WHY AM I ALWAYS IN THIS CAR! "

" ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING "

" A hangover is the wrath of grapes "

" STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere! "

" They call it " PMS " because " Mad Cow Disease " was already taken "

" He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead "

" POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ....Cops have nothing to go on. "

" HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH "

" A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS-But it uses up a thousand

times the memory. "

" Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. "

" HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for

a pig. "

" HARD WORK WILL PAY OFF LATER. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW! "

" The trouble with life is there's no background music. "

" The original point and click interface was a & Wesson. "

" Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane. "

" MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT "

" Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit. "

" Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research. "