Guest guest Posted March 20, 1999 Report Share Posted March 20, 1999 Blonde Ice Fishing A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She's seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made it for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly...from the sky...a voice boomed, " There are no fish under the ice. " Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, " There are no fish under the ice. " The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, even louder: " There are NO FISH UNDER THE ICE. " " Is that you Lord? " she asked. The voice replied, " No, this is the rink manger! " ---------- Turbin | Mailto:kturbin@... | webmaster@... Net Biz Development | *Page me: http://www.mirabilis.com/1719872 Tel. (702) 312- 6888 | Fax (702)312-6889 | GetICQ http://www.icq.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 21, 1999 Report Share Posted March 21, 1999 Yuck, yuck!!!!!!!!! Hello to all, Cheryl ;>) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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