] Yooung Priest ( religous joke, Just warnin ya :-D)

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The Young Priest

The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, " It was a good idea to

replace the first four rows of pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked

like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now. " The young priest

nodded, and the old priest continued,

" And you told me a little more beat to the music would bring young people back

to the church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel

choir. We are packed to the balcony!! "

" Thank you, Father, " answered the young priest. " I am pleased that you are open

to the new ideas of youth. "

" However, " said the elderly priest, " I'm afraid you've gone too far with the

drive-thru confessional. "

" But Father, protested the young priest, " my confessions and the donations have

nearly doubled since I began that! "

" I know, son, but that flashing neon sign, Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell, " just

can't stay on the church roof.

Hugs, Betty Ann

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