Guest guest Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 re-posted with permission of smartgroups ME2U Subject: Lap Top Dancing and ME Created on 20 May 2005 13:55:55 Message #10612 of 10612 I have most fortunate in being awarded a WL/King of Gov CRM...Grant ....to pursue my new career move as a Lap Dancing! In order to do justice to this grant! it is absolutly true that l also qualified for a boob job, curtesy of my connections with a certain company called sexohstat... l would like to declare my personal interest in this company, bite on this bitter pill I am at present working my way up the pace ladder and doing fine... but unfortunately l keep slipping of the ladder, due to the greasy palms that have been there before me... It is quite true (l am ashamed) hic hic ho ho ha ha ..that a colleague and l (shh shh) did perform an unofficial act of daring, using our vast expenes chest... by attempting to drink a yard of ale, while climbing our way out of the big black hole of chocolate heavan, provided by supporttive benefactors This was all done in the interests of our dearly beloved subscribers and in order to create a level playing field.. " To know ME is to Love ME " I will not be available for the next 6 weeks as l have also been very fortunate, again again again ...in being invited to the Cook Islands by Tight Shorter and Barpe.. for a highly reputable study into the Real causes of ME-owing, brought on by the female specie of the Large Catty family.. l will be really browned of soon Signed your most devoted servant.. bon voyage.. Delilah Green-Green-Grass ..from Home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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