Guest guest Posted July 20, 1998 Report Share Posted July 20, 1998 Five doctors went duck hunting one day. After a time, a bird came winging overhead. The first to react was the GP who raised his shotgun, but then hesitated. " I'm not quite sure it's a duck, " he said, " I think that I will have to get a second opinion. " And of course by that time, the bird was long gone. Another bird appeared. This time, the pediatrician drew a bead on it. He too, however, was unsure if it was really a duck in his sights and besides, it might have babies. " I'll have to do some more investigations, " he muttered, as the creature made good its escape. Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist. Shotgun shouldered, he was more certain of his intended prey's identity. " Now, I know it's a duck, but does it know it's a duck? " The fortunate bird disappeared while the fellow wrestled with this dilemma. Finally, a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon pointed skywards. BOOM!! The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned nonchalantly to the pathologist beside him. " Go see if that was a duck, will you? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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