FW: Cinderella -

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Couldn’t resist guys……

Cinderella is now 95 years old.

After a fulfilling life with the now dead

prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from

her front porch, with a cat named Bob forcompanionship.

One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the

fairy godmother.

Cinderella said, " Fairy Godmother, what are

you doing here after all these years? "

The fairy godmother replied, " Cinderella,

you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns? "

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after

some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish:

" The prince was wonderful, but not much of

an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I

wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension. "

Instantly her rocking chair turned into

solid gold.

Cinderella said, " Ooh, thank you, Fairy

Godmother "

The fairy godmother replied, " It is the

least that I can do. What do you want for your second wish? "

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and

said, " I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth

I once had. "

At once, her wish became reality, and her

beautiful young visage returned.Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that

had been dormant for years.

And then the fairy godmother spoke once

more: " You have one more wish; what shall it be? "

Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the

corner and says, " I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a

kind and handsome young man. "

Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental

a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a

man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.

The fairy godmother said, " Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new

life. "

With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity,

the fairy godmotherwas gone as suddenly as she appeared.

For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella

looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most

beautiful! , stunni ngly perfect man she had ever seen.

Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat

transfixed in her rocking chair. He held her close in his young muscular

arms.

He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with

his warm breath as hewhispered...

" Bet you're sorry you had me

de-sexed. "

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