For all you hikers...a little humor

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_*Actual Hiker Comments* _ These are actual comments left last year on Forest Service registration sheets and comment cards by backpackers completing wilderness camping trips: "A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call." "Escalators would help on steep uphill sections." "Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness." "Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands." "Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals." "All the mile markers are missing this year." "Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse." "Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill." "Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider webs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests." "Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow in the winter." "Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them." "The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals." "Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights." "Need more signs to keep area pristine." "A Mc's would be nice at the trail head." "The places where trails do not exist are not well marked." "Too many rocks in the mountains."

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*snicker* *snicker*

my cousin would be the type to leave one of those types of notes!

i forgot all about his INS appointment today, i thought it was tomorrow

i guess i shouldnt plan things for Mondays.

laurie

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> _*Actual Hiker Comments* _

>

>

> These are actual comments left last year on Forest Service

registration

> sheets and comment cards by backpackers completing wilderness

camping trips:

>

> " A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is

there a way

> I can get reimbursed? Please call. "

>

> " Escalators would help on steep uphill sections. "

>

> " Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service

needs to

> reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to

> wilderness. "

>

> " Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands. "

>

> " Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks

are more

> likely to chase animals. "

>

> " All the mile markers are missing this year. "

>

> " Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse. "

>

> " Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go

> uphill. "

>

> " Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider webs. Please

spray the

> wilderness to rid the area of these pests. "

>

> " Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow in the winter. "

>

> " Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get to

wonderful views

>

> without having to hike to them. "

>

> " The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please

> eradicate these annoying animals. "

>

> " Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can

hike at

> night with flashlights.ni

>

> " Need more signs to keep area pristine. "

>

> " A Mc's would be nice at the trail head. "

>

> " The places where trails do not exist are not well marked. "

>

> " Too many rocks in the mountains. "

>

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lmao right up there with is it safe to use the hair dryer while in the shower spamthekat wrote: *snicker* *snicker*my cousin would be the type to leave one of those types of notes!i forgot all about his INS appointment today, i thought it was tomorrow :(i guess i shouldnt plan things for Mondays.laurie>> _*Actual Hiker Comments* _

> > > These are actual comments left last year on Forest Serviceregistration > sheets and comment cards by backpackers completing wildernesscamping trips: > > "A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Isthere a way > I can get reimbursed? Please call." > > "Escalators would help on steep uphill sections." > > "Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Serviceneeds to > reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to > wilderness." > > "Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands." > > "Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticksare more > likely to chase animals." > > "All the mile markers are missing this year." > > "Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse." > > "Trails need to be

reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go > uphill." > > "Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider webs. Pleasespray the > wilderness to rid the area of these pests." > > "Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow in the winter." > > "Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get towonderful views > > without having to hike to them." > > "The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please > eradicate these annoying animals." > > "Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people canhike at > night with flashlights.ni> > "Need more signs to keep area pristine." > > "A Mc's would be nice at the trail head." > > "The places where trails do not exist are not well marked." > > "Too many rocks in the

mountains.">

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Hi --- I have been wondering the same thing. --- Shirley from Southern Illinois

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where is everybody?

Looks like just us

Tell me something. Anything.

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Hi --- I have been wondering the same thing

Hi Shirley

How ya doing?

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where is everybody?della moore wrote: lmao right up there with is it safe to use the hair dryer while in the shower spamthekat wrote: *snicker* *snicker*my cousin would be the type to leave one of those types of notes!i forgot all about his INS appointment today, i thought it was tomorrow :(i guess i shouldnt plan things for Mondays.laurie---

In thefatmanwalking_group , MAGGIMAY88@... wrote:>> _*Actual Hiker Comments* _ > > > These are actual comments left last year on Forest Serviceregistration > sheets and comment cards by backpackers completing wildernesscamping trips: > > "A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Isthere a way > I can get reimbursed? Please call." > > "Escalators would help on steep uphill sections." > > "Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Serviceneeds to > reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to > wilderness." > > "Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands." > > "Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticksare more > likely to chase

animals." > > "All the mile markers are missing this year." > > "Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse." > > "Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go > uphill." > > "Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider webs. Pleasespray the > wilderness to rid the area of these pests." > > "Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow in the winter." > > "Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get towonderful views > > without having to hike to them." > > "The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please > eradicate these annoying animals." > > "Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people canhike at > night with flashlights.ni> > "Need more signs to keep area pristine." > > "A

Mc's would be nice at the trail head." > > "The places where trails do not exist are not well marked." > > "Too many rocks in the mountains."> Yahoo! Messenger with Voice. Make PC-to-Phone Calls to the US (and 30+ countries) for 2¢/min or less.

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LOL I am at home with 6 teenagers having a sleepover......doing the party thing in a bit at chuck e cheese with them. Ok they are only 11 and 12 so almost teenagers. I will share a couple with anyone who is needed some company LOL . Have a great day Julesdella moore wrote: where is everybody?della moore wrote: lmao right up there with is it safe to use the

hair dryer while in the shower spamthekat wrote: *snicker* *snicker*my cousin would be the type to leave one of those types of notes!i forgot all about his INS appointment today, i thought it was tomorrow :(i guess i shouldnt plan things for Mondays.laurie>> _*Actual Hiker Comments* _ > > > These are actual comments left last year on Forest Serviceregistration > sheets and comment cards by backpackers completing wildernesscamping trips: > > "A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Isthere a way > I can get reimbursed? Please call." >

> "Escalators would help on steep uphill sections." > > "Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Serviceneeds to > reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to > wilderness." > > "Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands." > > "Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticksare more > likely to chase animals." > > "All the mile markers are missing this year." > > "Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse." > > "Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go > uphill." > > "Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider webs. Pleasespray the > wilderness to rid the area of these pests." > > "Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow in the winter." > > "Chair lifts need to be in

some places so that we can get towonderful views > > without having to hike to them." > > "The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please > eradicate these annoying animals." > > "Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people canhike at > night with flashlights.ni> > "Need more signs to keep area pristine." > > "A Mc's would be nice at the trail head." > > "The places where trails do not exist are not well marked." > > "Too many rocks in the mountains."> Yahoo! Messenger with Voice. Make PC-to-Phone Calls to the US (and 30+ countries) for 2¢/min or less. Sneak preview the all-new Yahoo.com. It's not radically different. Just radically better.

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you brave brave woman. lol i have a 8 year old that makes me think i have 6 six at times lol Brown wrote: LOL I am at home with 6 teenagers having a sleepover......doing the party thing in a bit at chuck e cheese with them. Ok they are only 11 and 12 so almost teenagers. I will share a couple with anyone who is needed some company LOL . Have a great day Julesdella moore wrote: where is everybody?della moore wrote: lmao right up there with is it safe to use the hair dryer while in the shower spamthekat wrote: *snicker* *snicker*my cousin would be the type to leave one of those types of notes!i forgot all about his INS appointment today, i thought it was tomorrow :(i guess i shouldnt plan things for Mondays.laurie>> _*Actual Hiker Comments* _ > > > These are actual comments left last year

on Forest Serviceregistration > sheets and comment cards by backpackers completing wildernesscamping trips: > > "A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Isthere a way > I can get reimbursed? Please call." > > "Escalators would help on steep uphill sections." > > "Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Serviceneeds to > reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to > wilderness." > > "Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands." > > "Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticksare more > likely to chase animals." > > "All the mile markers are missing this year." > > "Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse." > > "Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go > uphill." >

> "Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider webs. Pleasespray the > wilderness to rid the area of these pests." > > "Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow in the winter." > > "Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get towonderful views > > without having to hike to them." > > "The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please > eradicate these annoying animals." > > "Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people canhike at > night with flashlights.ni> > "Need more signs to keep area pristine." > > "A Mc's would be nice at the trail head." > > "The places where trails do not exist are not well marked." > > "Too many rocks in the mountains."> Yahoo! Messenger with Voice. Make PC-to-Phone Calls to the US (and 30+ countries) for 2¢/min or less. Sneak preview the all-new Yahoo.com. It's not radically different. Just radically better. Want to be your own boss? Learn how on Yahoo! Small Business.

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They are such good kids....we almost got a standing ovation at a restaurant

on the way home. We had stopped for dinner and they were so well behaved that

several customers and 3 waitresses were congratulating them and me!

Jane