Re: MarshallProtocol.com: Inventing conditions...

[Guest guest]

Ken wrote in part:

>

> Will the next thing you see there be posts warning that you are

> becoming a drug addict if you eat bagels with sesame seeds???

And ooooooh, the slippery slope from sesame seeds to sunbathing...

Thank you for pointing out, Ken, that this ridiculous laundry list

of symptoms, which you linked us to in the original Mangin-ese,

bears no resemblance to the descriptions of that rare condition

called vitamin D toxicity, or 'vitamin D-induced hypercalcemia'.

If they were honest, and admitted what they are talking about is

hypercalcemia, they would then have to reckon with the Unnameable

One's admission that excess parathyroid hormone, not 1,25-D, is the

usual culprit in hypercalcemia.

Which might lead someone discover that vitamin D deficiency - yes,

deficiency - is one of the listed causes of hyper-parathyroidism.

I had a dream in which the protocolics were compelled to admit these

things openly, at a conference. Their heads started to spark and

smoke, and probably would have exploded had I not had the good sense

to wake up.

I can't count the number of times I've asked individual protocolics

how they can be sure their 1,25-D is too high, rather than too low,

only to be told:

" I know it's too high, because I've got all the symptoms. "

Invariably, the Mangin-ese document is what they are referring to.

Most of these conversations are online, but I can picture them

arching their eyebrows at me meaningfully, like " refute THAT if you

can! "

You can tell what a uber-scientific list it is (NOT) right off, when

you read that if you sleep too little, you're vitamin d is too high,

and if you sleep too much...your vitamin D is too high.

Also, if you sometimes pick your nose when no one's looking, your

vitamin D is too high. I don't know how could have left that one off

the list!

[Guest guest]

Uh Oh. I've been sunbathing in sesame seed oil and 'cause I'm kinda

bored when I'm just laying there, I sometimes pick my nose.

I MUST HAVE TOO MUCH VITAMIN D!!!!!!!!

Calgon, take me away...

:-)

PS - silliness is really the hallmark of this disorder. that's how

i know the head honco has been cured completely...

>

> Ken wrote in part:

> >

> > Will the next thing you see there be posts warning that you are

> > becoming a drug addict if you eat bagels with sesame seeds???

>

> And ooooooh, the slippery slope from sesame seeds to sunbathing...

>

> Thank you for pointing out, Ken, that this ridiculous laundry list

> of symptoms, which you linked us to in the original Mangin-ese,

> bears no resemblance to the descriptions of that rare condition

> called vitamin D toxicity, or 'vitamin D-induced hypercalcemia'.

>

> If they were honest, and admitted what they are talking about is

> hypercalcemia, they would then have to reckon with the Unnameable

> One's admission that excess parathyroid hormone, not 1,25-D, is

the

> usual culprit in hypercalcemia.

>

> Which might lead someone discover that vitamin D deficiency - yes,

> deficiency - is one of the listed causes of hyper-parathyroidism.

>

> I had a dream in which the protocolics were compelled to admit

these

> things openly, at a conference. Their heads started to spark and

> smoke, and probably would have exploded had I not had the good

sense

> to wake up.

>

> I can't count the number of times I've asked individual

protocolics

> how they can be sure their 1,25-D is too high, rather than too

low,

> only to be told:

>

> " I know it's too high, because I've got all the symptoms. "

> Invariably, the Mangin-ese document is what they are referring to.

>

> Most of these conversations are online, but I can picture them

> arching their eyebrows at me meaningfully, like " refute THAT if

you

> can! "

>

> You can tell what a uber-scientific list it is (NOT) right off,

when

> you read that if you sleep too little, you're vitamin d is too

high,

> and if you sleep too much...your vitamin D is too high.

>

> Also, if you sometimes pick your nose when no one's looking, your

> vitamin D is too high. I don't know how could have left that one

off

> the list!

[Guest guest]

Most of those symptoms could be due to many, many different nutritional

deficiencies, infections or other illnesses, and to LEAVE OUT THIS FACT is

unconscionable.

It should be noted that the " Administrator " does not allow anyone to reply to

Ms.

Mangin's well-intentioned, but misleading post.

Shameful.

d.

>

> Ken wrote in part:

> >

> > Will the next thing you see there be posts warning that you are

> > becoming a drug addict if you eat bagels with sesame seeds???

>

> And ooooooh, the slippery slope from sesame seeds to sunbathing...

>

> Thank you for pointing out, Ken, that this ridiculous laundry list

> of symptoms, which you linked us to in the original Mangin-ese,

> bears no resemblance to the descriptions of that rare condition

> called vitamin D toxicity, or 'vitamin D-induced hypercalcemia'.

>

> If they were honest, and admitted what they are talking about is

> hypercalcemia, they would then have to reckon with the Unnameable

> One's admission that excess parathyroid hormone, not 1,25-D, is the

> usual culprit in hypercalcemia.

>

> Which might lead someone discover that vitamin D deficiency - yes,

> deficiency - is one of the listed causes of hyper-parathyroidism.

>

> I had a dream in which the protocolics were compelled to admit these

> things openly, at a conference. Their heads started to spark and

> smoke, and probably would have exploded had I not had the good sense

> to wake up.

>

> I can't count the number of times I've asked individual protocolics

> how they can be sure their 1,25-D is too high, rather than too low,

> only to be told:

>

> " I know it's too high, because I've got all the symptoms. "

> Invariably, the Mangin-ese document is what they are referring to.

>

> Most of these conversations are online, but I can picture them

> arching their eyebrows at me meaningfully, like " refute THAT if you

> can! "

>

> You can tell what a uber-scientific list it is (NOT) right off, when

> you read that if you sleep too little, you're vitamin d is too high,

> and if you sleep too much...your vitamin D is too high.

>

> Also, if you sometimes pick your nose when no one's looking, your

> vitamin D is too high. I don't know how could have left that one off

> the list!