Guest guest Posted September 15, 1998 Report Share Posted September 15, 1998 Don't usually like these...but this is worth it...LOL! Lyn =^..^= A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted & the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady & rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try & throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup & she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again & again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when........ the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse merry-go-round off. " We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at the stars. " Wilde http://home.talkcity.com/spiritcir/lynmari/index.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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