HUMOR: Excuse Notes from Parents

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My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please

execute him.

Please excuse for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please ekscuse being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,

32,

and also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of

a

tree and misplaced his hip.

has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt

in

the growing part.

could not come to school today because she has been bothered by

very

close veins.

will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his

boots leak.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I

don't

know what size she wear.

Please excuse for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get

the

Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it

was

Sunday.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her

funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a

weekend

with the Marines.

Please excuse for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could

not

breed well.

Please excuse for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with

gramps.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

ann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat,

headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore

throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't

the

best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going

around,

her father even got hot last night.