HUM: Nine Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password

[Guest guest]

NINE SIGNS YOUR CAT HAS LEARNED YOUR INTERNET PASSWORD

9. E-Mail flames from some guy named " Fluffy. "

8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.

7. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like

<<alt.recreational.catnap>>.

6. Your web browser has a new home page: <http://www.feline.com/>.

5. Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna.

4. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of

" CyberDog. "

3. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.

2. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and

And the #1 sign that your cat has learned your internet password......

1. On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.