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Better save that, we'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

Accept this sacrifice, Oh Great Lord of Darkness.

Bo! Bo! Comeback with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Damn, there go the lights again...

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

What's this doing here?

That's cool! now can you make his leg twitch?!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

Don't worry, I think it is sharp enough.

Steril, shcmer

Lyn

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and

conscientious stupidity. ( Luther King)

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