Guest guest Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, " I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!! " " IMPOSSIBLE !! " said the groom broom. Are you ready for this? Brace yourself. This is really going to hurt! " WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER! " Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy........ even these silly little cute..... and clean jokes. Sounds to me like she's been " sweeping " around!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, ok, you can all stop laughing now. It's all good, luv Rosie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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