Another OT puerile post re: libs & cons.

[Guest guest]

Another difference between liberals and conservatives is that, while both

enjoy the song " Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer " by Elmo and Patsy,

conservatives don't feel guilty about it.

" Grandma got run over by a reindeer

Walking home from our house Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinking too much egg nog,

And we begged her not to go,

But she forgot her medication,

And she staggered out the door into the snow.

When they found her Christmas morning,

At the scene of the attack,

There were hoof prints on her forehead,

And incriminating Claus marks on her back.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,

Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Grandpa,

He's been takin' this so well.

See him in there watching football,

Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel.

It's not Christmas without Grandma.

All the family's dressed in black.

And we just can't help but wonder,

Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

Send them back!

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,

Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table

And the pudding made of fig.

And the blue and silver candle,

That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's

wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors,

Better watch out for yourselves.

They should never give a license,

To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,

Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Sing it, Grandpa!

Oh, Grandma got run over by a reindeer,

Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. "

Holiday cheers,

Dan Watkins