INTERNAF &[Chronic Pain]Old Folks Are Worth A Fortune

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OLD FOLKS ARE WORTH A FORTUNE

Old folks are worth a fortune: With silver in their hair, gold in their

teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet and gas in their

stomachs.

I have become a lot more social with the passing of the years; some

might

even call me a frivolous old gal. I'm seeing five gentlemen every day.

As soon as I wake, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go see

.

Then Charley Horse comes along, and when he's here he takes a lot of my

time and attention. When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the

rest of the day. (He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he

takes me from joint to joint.) After such a busy day, I'm really tired

and

glad to go to bed ~ with Ben Gay. What a life!

P.S. The preacher came to call the other day. He said that at my age, I

should be thinking about the hereafter. I told him I do ~ all the time.

No matter where I am ~ in the parlor, upstairs in the kitchen, or down

in

the basement ~ I ask myself, " Now what am I here after? "