Fw: Joke. Let's all have a good laugh.

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Remember, laughter is the best medicine.

Ray

>>>An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from

>>>several weeks of intense action on the Italian front lines. He had

>>>finally been granted R & R and had made it to South hampton, England,

>>>there to board a train bound for a few days in London. The train was

>>>very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking

>>>for an empty seat. The only seat unoccupied was directly across from a

>>>well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog.

>>>The war weary soldier asked, " Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat? "

>>>The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and

>>>said, " You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you

>>>see my little Fifi is using that seat? " The soldier walked away,

>>>determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the

>>>end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog in

>>>the opposite seat. Again he asked, " Please, lady. Can I sit there? I'm

>>>very tired. " The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, " You

>>>Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also quite arrogant.

>>>Imagine! " The soldier leaned against the swaying wall of the train and

>>>again asked if he could please sit down. The lady said, " Not only are

>>>you Americans rude and arrogant, you're also very inconsiderate. " The

>>>soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little

>>>dog and tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the

>>>empty seat. An English gentleman, sitting across the aisle said, " You

>>>know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the

>>>wrong thing.You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your

>>>autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the

>>>wrong bitch out of the window! "

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[Guest guest]

Remember, laughter is the best medicine.

Ray

>>>An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from

>>>several weeks of intense action on the Italian front lines. He had

>>>finally been granted R & R and had made it to South hampton, England,

>>>there to board a train bound for a few days in London. The train was

>>>very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking

>>>for an empty seat. The only seat unoccupied was directly across from a

>>>well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog.

>>>The war weary soldier asked, " Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat? "

>>>The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and

>>>said, " You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you

>>>see my little Fifi is using that seat? " The soldier walked away,

>>>determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the

>>>end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog in

>>>the opposite seat. Again he asked, " Please, lady. Can I sit there? I'm

>>>very tired. " The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, " You

>>>Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also quite arrogant.

>>>Imagine! " The soldier leaned against the swaying wall of the train and

>>>again asked if he could please sit down. The lady said, " Not only are

>>>you Americans rude and arrogant, you're also very inconsiderate. " The

>>>soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little

>>>dog and tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the

>>>empty seat. An English gentleman, sitting across the aisle said, " You

>>>know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the

>>>wrong thing.You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your

>>>autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the

>>>wrong bitch out of the window! "

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