Guest guest Posted August 16, 1998 Report Share Posted August 16, 1998 A few more smiles for you - if you guys are hurting anything like I am today, you need all the smiles you can get! Hugs - Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink. How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it. What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? " Dam " . What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A pachydermatologist What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef. Where do you find a no legged dog? Right where you left him. Why are there so many s in the phone book? They all have phones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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