Guest guest Posted August 23, 1998 Report Share Posted August 23, 1998 invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the housekeeper was. Over the course of the evening, she started to wonder if there was more between and the housekeeper than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, volunteered, " I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, my relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional. " About a week later, the housekeeper came to and said, " Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you? " said, " Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure. " So he sat down and wrote: " Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. " Several days later, received a letter from his mother which said " Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your housekeeper, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with your housekeeper. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom Koss http://fast.to/angelark Send a free photo postcard today! ICQ#2251431 It's hard to pay your bills when your cat is laying on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 24, 1998 Report Share Posted August 24, 1998 , Nice to hear from you, but you're sending your whole mailing list with your post. Please try p;acein just one address in the To: field, and all the rest in the Bcc: field (which means blind carbon copy). It is there to protect peoples' privacy & cut down the bandwidth of email Ken d At 05:42 PM 8/23/98 -0400, you wrote: > > > invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother > couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the housekeeper was. > Over the course of the evening, she started to wonder if there was > more between and the housekeeper than met the eye. > Reading his mom's thoughts, volunteered, " I know what you must be > thinking, but I assure you, my relationship with my housekeeper is > purely professional. " > About a week later, the housekeeper came to and said, " Ever since > your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful > silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you? " > said, " Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure. " > > So he sat down and wrote: " Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take > a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a > gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since > you were here for dinner. " > Several days later, received a letter from his mother which said > " Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your housekeeper, > and > I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with your housekeeper. But the > fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have > found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom > > > Koss >http://fast.to/angelark >Send a free photo postcard today! >ICQ#2251431 >It's hard to pay your bills when your cat is laying on them. > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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