Guest guest Posted June 21, 1998 Report Share Posted June 21, 1998 By the time pulled into the two-bit town, every hotel room was taken. " you've got to have a room somewhere, " he begged the last hotel manager, " or just a bed----I don't really care where. I'm completely exhausted. " The manager looks at him and says, " Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, and I'm sure he would be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained all week. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you. " thinks it over and says, " No problem, I'll take it. " The next morning he comes down to breakfast full of energy. The manager asks him how the night went. " Never better, " says . Taken aback, the manager asks, " So what about the other guy snoring, then? " s say, " Nope, I shut him up in no time. Curious, the manager asks, " how'd you manage that? " " Easy, " says . " He was already in bed, snoring away. I went over, gave him a peck on the cheek and said, " Good night, beautiful! " He sat up all night watching me. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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