Guest guest Posted November 13, 2007 Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 ny was at his first day of school. The teacher advised the class that each school day starts with the Pledge of Allegiance and instructed them to put their right hand over their heart and repeat after him. As he starts the recitation he looks around the room, " I pledge allegiance... to the flag... " When his eyes fell on ny he found he had his hand over the right cheek of his buttocks. " ny, I will not continue till you put you hand over your heart. " ny replied, " It is over my heart. " After several attempts to get ny to put his hand over his heart the teacher asked, " Why do you think that is your heart? " " Because every time my Grandma comes to visit she pats me there and says, 'Bless your little heart,' and my Grandma wouldn't lie. " --------------------------------- Climb to the top of the charts! Play Star Shuffle: the word scramble challenge with star power. Play Now! = --------------------------------- Email and AIM finally together. You've gotta check out free AOL Mail! I live in my own little world, they like me there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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