Guest guest Posted January 30, 2003 Report Share Posted January 30, 2003 A study at the University of Missouri shows that the type of facial features that a woman finds attractive can differ depending upon her menstrual cycle. For example: If a woman is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. If she is menstruating or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his rear while he is on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 14, 2003 Report Share Posted February 14, 2003 LOL!! That is too funny. I loved it! > > > > Two people were riding in a car: a kind, compassionate, knowledgable, > wonderful rheumatologist, and an insurance adjustor. A > bus hit the car and both were killed. They showed up at the gate to > Heaven. > Saint is there, asks the Doctor what he did in life. > " I'm a rheumatologist and I helped people live longer, less- painful, > more active lives! " > Saint told him he had done good work and could enter Heaven. He > then > asked the Insurance adjustor what he did. > The Insurance guy said " I work for an insurance company and I save > lives, > too! " > Saint said " Well, you may enter Heaven, too....but first you have > to > have certification that entering Heaven is cosmically necessary. We will > then have to deny you entry three times while you appeal the decision to > God. You will spend such appeal time in purgatory and in agony. Then, if > the > appeals are granted, you must then wait on a waiting list, also in > purgatory, for three eons. Then we will let 80% of your soul into > Heaven, > such stay not to exceed three days. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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