Woods

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Tiger Woods took a drive of a different kind this time. Apparently he had an

argument with his wife. He claimed to be a babe in the woods and took a

drive into a tree to prove it.

Their relationship was drifting apart so should it be called driftwood, or

is wormwood more appropriate as there are always Grubs under Woods? I

'wooden' know.

Be that as it may, Ms Grubbs has claimed that he is no tiger in bed, and he

has no drive. But I think we may be doing injustice here. Tiger aims only at

holes which are flagged, and he needs a caddy to help him, though his wife

thinks that he is a cad himself.

Alright. My friend Heman has sent me these top internet jokes about Tiger.

Here they are:

One:

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his

wife

Two:

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball

400 yards

Three:

Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway

early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot

at the US Open.

Four:

What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing

Five:

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide

between a wood and an iron

Six:

Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

Seven:

This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards

Eight:

Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had.

So Gillette has dropped his contract.

Nine:

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par

though

Ten:

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a

hole in one.

-Kishore Shah