Re: hilarious,Kishoreda.....

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Ha Ha Ha...Kishoreda

Good one..to add here, as well..

Now a compilation of queries, by an Indian tourist..asking about the US...of

A,I guess.,.

Bye,

Shyam(84)

hilarious.....

> This is a forward but really good. Had to share it with you all.......

> Just too good.........

> The answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who

> obviously

> have an excellent sense of humour!

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> Q: Does it ever get windy in India? I have never seen it rain on TV,

> how do the plants grow? (UK).

> A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching

> them die.

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> Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)

> A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

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> Q: I want to walk from Delhi to Goa- can I follow the railroad

> tracks?

> (Sweden)

> A: Sure, it's only three thousand kms, take lots of water.

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> Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in India? (Sweden)

> A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

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> Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in India? Can you send me a

> list

> of them in Delhi, Chennai, Calcutta and Bangalore? (UK)

> A: What did your last slave die of?

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> Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in India?

> (USA)

> A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.

> In-di-a is that big triangle in the middle of the Pacific & Indian Ocean

> which does not.. oh forget it. ...... Sure, the hippo racing is every

> Tuesday night in Goa. Come naked.

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> Q: Which direction is North in India? (USA)

> A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here

> and we'll send the rest of the directions.

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> Q: Can I bring cutlery into India? ( UK)

> A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

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> Q: Can you send me the Indiana Pacers matches schedule? (France)

> A: Indiana is a state in the Unites States of...oh forget it. Sure,

> the Indiana Pacers matches are played every Tuesday night in Goa,

> straight

> after the hippo races. Come naked.

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> Q: Can I wear high heels in India? ( UK )

> A: You're a British politician, right?

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> Q: Are there supermarkets in Bangalore, and is milk available all year

> round? (Germany)

> A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk

> is illegal.

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> Q: Please send a list of all doctors in India who can dispense

> rattlesnake serum. (USA)

> A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All

> Indian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good

> pets.

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> Q: Do you have perfume in India? ( France)

> A: No, WE don't stink.

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> Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth.

> Can

> you tell me where I can sell it in India? (USA)

> A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

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> Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in India? (France)

> A: Only at Christmas.

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> Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)

> A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first

> Q: Can I see Taj Mahal anytime? (Italy)

> A: As long as you are not blind, you can see it anytime.

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> Q: Do you have Toilet paper? (USA)

> A: No, we use sand paper. (we have different grades)

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> Yours truly

> Malini

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