Guest guest Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Forwarded Message: ForwardedMessage Brilliant Joke Sunday, 4 October, 2009 11:17 PM From: " sangeeta agarwal " To: agarwaladiti22@..., " amolakh sehgal " , " Archana kapoor " , " dheeraj " , " DILPREET WALIA " , " mona bhandari " , " navita batra " , " Neelam agarwal " , " pallavi rathi " , " prishnee " , " Prishnee Datta " , " rati agarwal " , " selina " , sumitjaya7@..., " Suniti Maheshwari " , " uma " ... more An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY!!! A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, " If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes. " The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, " Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it! " The woman said, " That's okay. " For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, " You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to " . The woman replied, " That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me. " So, KAZAM- she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, " That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, " That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine. " So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, " I'd like to have a mild heart attack. " Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good! Male readers: Please scroll down. . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . The man had a heart attack ten times " milder " than his wife!!! Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart . Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! You can forward this to all the men for a good laugh, and to all the women who have a good sense of humour Connect more, do more and share more with Yahoo! India Mail. Learn more. http://in.overview.mail.yahoo.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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