Re: Ten top ways to maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity in e-MGIMS

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Ha ha!

Ravin '82

PS: Did that sound insane? :-P

>

>

> As you already know, e-MGIMS is already an insane place. Here's how you can

>

> maintain that healthy level of insanity.

>

> (Inspired by Gauri Joshi's mail:)

>

> Here are the Ten top ways to maintain insanity levels of e-MGIMS.

>

> 1. Write a mail addressed to Raghu detailing how SJ pissed in RT's drink,

> insert a few LOLs and then refuse to divulge any details to the rest of the

>

> gang, who don't even know who Raghu is.

>

> 2. Pick up some innocuous word from somebody's mail, like 'Abaya' and write

>

> a big controversial article on it, making a mountain out of a black cloth.

>

> 3. Write about ten emails per day continuously for a week, then suddenly

> keep quiet for a month. After a month send a mail lamenting how nobody

> missed you.

>

> 4. Write long mails about how India is the best country in the world, no

> matter what. In the next mail ask if anyone is staying near Daytona, USA

> where your son is doing PG.

>

> 5. Give long and boring discourses about topics no one is interested in,

> like How diet affects the recovery rates in various diseases. End the mail

> with, " I hope I am not boring you. "

>

> 6. Send fifteen mails asking instructions on how to upload files and photos

>

> on the web site. After getting complete instructions, do not upload any

> file

> or photo, making everyone wonder what you are hiding.

>

> 7. Make complicated animations which no one is actually interested in. When

>

> two people respond, reply thanking everybody for their OVERWHELMING

> response.

>

> 8. Wish somebody happy birthday, two months after his / her birthday, and

> add a line saying, " I only just accessed the mail today! "

>

> 9. Send a first mail saying " Hi everybody! " . Then when you get 10-15

> replies, asking where you are and what you are doing, do not reply at all.

>

> and the top most way to maintain Insanity in e-MGIMS is:

>

> Tan te nan.......

>

> 10. Write a mail tittled " Most important information. May be life saving! "

> And in the text just write : [Non-text portions of this message have been

> removed].

>

> -Kishore Shah 1974

>

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[Guest guest]

Good ones. Made me chuckle.

Malini

From: mgims [mailto:mgims ] On Behalf Of Shah

Sent: 10 September 2009 05:45

To: mgims

Subject: Ten top ways to maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity in

e-MGIMS

As you already know, e-MGIMS is already an insane place. Here's how you can

maintain that healthy level of insanity.

(Inspired by Gauri Joshi's mail:)

Here are the Ten top ways to maintain insanity levels of e-MGIMS.

1. Write a mail addressed to Raghu detailing how SJ pissed in RT's drink,

insert a few LOLs and then refuse to divulge any details to the rest of the

gang, who don't even know who Raghu is.

2. Pick up some innocuous word from somebody's mail, like 'Abaya' and write

a big controversial article on it, making a mountain out of a black cloth.

3. Write about ten emails per day continuously for a week, then suddenly

keep quiet for a month. After a month send a mail lamenting how nobody

missed you.

4. Write long mails about how India is the best country in the world, no

matter what. In the next mail ask if anyone is staying near Daytona, USA

where your son is doing PG.

5. Give long and boring discourses about topics no one is interested in,

like How diet affects the recovery rates in various diseases. End the mail

with, " I hope I am not boring you. "

6. Send fifteen mails asking instructions on how to upload files and photos

on the web site. After getting complete instructions, do not upload any file

or photo, making everyone wonder what you are hiding.

7. Make complicated animations which no one is actually interested in. When

two people respond, reply thanking everybody for their OVERWHELMING

response.

8. Wish somebody happy birthday, two months after his / her birthday, and

add a line saying, " I only just accessed the mail today! "

9. Send a first mail saying " Hi everybody! " . Then when you get 10-15

replies, asking where you are and what you are doing, do not reply at all.

and the top most way to maintain Insanity in e-MGIMS is:

Tan te nan.......

10. Write a mail tittled " Most important information. May be life saving! "

And in the text just write : [Non-text portions of this message have been

removed].

-Kishore Shah 1974

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ha! ha! very nice!Ashish'83

Subject: RE: Ten top ways to maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity in

e-MGIMS

To: mgims

Date: Wednesday, September 9, 2009, 11:14 PM

 

Good ones. Made me chuckle.

Malini

From: mgimsyahoogroups (DOT) com [mailto:mgimsyahoogroups (DOT) com] On Behalf Of Shah

Sent: 10 September 2009 05:45

To: mgimsyahoogroups (DOT) com

Subject: Ten top ways to maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity in

e-MGIMS

As you already know, e-MGIMS is already an insane place. Here's how you can

maintain that healthy level of insanity.

(Inspired by Gauri Joshi's mail:)

Here are the Ten top ways to maintain insanity levels of e-MGIMS.

1. Write a mail addressed to Raghu detailing how SJ pissed in RT's drink,

insert a few LOLs and then refuse to divulge any details to the rest of the

gang, who don't even know who Raghu is.

2. Pick up some innocuous word from somebody's mail, like 'Abaya' and write

a big controversial article on it, making a mountain out of a black cloth.

3. Write about ten emails per day continuously for a week, then suddenly

keep quiet for a month. After a month send a mail lamenting how nobody

missed you.

4. Write long mails about how India is the best country in the world, no

matter what. In the next mail ask if anyone is staying near Daytona, USA

where your son is doing PG.

5. Give long and boring discourses about topics no one is interested in,

like How diet affects the recovery rates in various diseases. End the mail

with, " I hope I am not boring you. "

6. Send fifteen mails asking instructions on how to upload files and photos

on the web site. After getting complete instructions, do not upload any file

or photo, making everyone wonder what you are hiding.

7. Make complicated animations which no one is actually interested in. When

two people respond, reply thanking everybody for their OVERWHELMING

response.

8. Wish somebody happy birthday, two months after his / her birthday, and

add a line saying, " I only just accessed the mail today! "

9. Send a first mail saying " Hi everybody! " . Then when you get 10-15

replies, asking where you are and what you are doing, do not reply at all.

and the top most way to maintain Insanity in e-MGIMS is:

Tan te nan.......

10. Write a mail tittled " Most important information. May be life saving! "

And in the text just write : [Non-text portions of this message have been

removed].

-Kishore Shah 1974

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[Guest guest]

Good one, Kishoreda !

 

Prabha '84

Subject: Ten top ways to maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity in e-MGIMS

To: mgims

Date: Thursday, September 10, 2009, 10:14 AM

 

As you already know, e-MGIMS is already an insane place. Here's how you can

maintain that healthy level of insanity.

(Inspired by Gauri Joshi's mail:)

Here are the Ten top ways to maintain insanity levels of e-MGIMS.

1. Write a mail addressed to Raghu detailing how SJ pissed in RT's drink,

insert a few LOLs and then refuse to divulge any details to the rest of the

gang, who don't even know who Raghu is.

2. Pick up some innocuous word from somebody's mail, like 'Abaya' and write

a big controversial article on it, making a mountain out of a black cloth.

3. Write about ten emails per day continuously for a week, then suddenly

keep quiet for a month. After a month send a mail lamenting how nobody

missed you.

4. Write long mails about how India is the best country in the world, no

matter what. In the next mail ask if anyone is staying near Daytona, USA

where your son is doing PG.

5. Give long and boring discourses about topics no one is interested in,

like How diet affects the recovery rates in various diseases. End the mail

with, " I hope I am not boring you. "

6. Send fifteen mails asking instructions on how to upload files and photos

on the web site. After getting complete instructions, do not upload any file

or photo, making everyone wonder what you are hiding.

7. Make complicated animations which no one is actually interested in. When

two people respond, reply thanking everybody for their OVERWHELMING

response.

8. Wish somebody happy birthday, two months after his / her birthday, and

add a line saying, " I only just accessed the mail today! "

9. Send a first mail saying " Hi everybody! " . Then when you get 10-15

replies, asking where you are and what you are doing, do not reply at all.

and the top most way to maintain Insanity in e-MGIMS is:

Tan te nan.......

10. Write a mail tittled " Most important information. May be life saving! "

And in the text just write : [Non-text portions of this message have been

removed].

-Kishore Shah 1974

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[Guest guest]

True and interesting.

 

Bharat

1979 

 

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To: mgims

Sent: Thursday, 10 September, 2009 10:14:46 AM

Subject: Ten top ways to maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity in e-MGIMS

As you already know, e-MGIMS is already an insane place. Here's how you can

maintain that healthy level of insanity.

(Inspired by Gauri Joshi's mail:)

Here are the Ten top ways to maintain insanity levels of e-MGIMS.

1. Write a mail addressed to Raghu detailing how SJ pissed in RT's drink,

insert a few LOLs and then refuse to divulge any details to the rest of the

gang, who don't even know who Raghu is.

2. Pick up some innocuous word from somebody's mail, like 'Abaya' and write

a big controversial article on it, making a mountain out of a black cloth.

3. Write about ten emails per day continuously for a week, then suddenly

keep quiet for a month. After a month send a mail lamenting how nobody

missed you.

4. Write long mails about how India is the best country in the world, no

matter what. In the next mail ask if anyone is staying near Daytona, USA

where your son is doing PG.

5. Give long and boring discourses about topics no one is interested in,

like How diet affects the recovery rates in various diseases. End the mail

with, " I hope I am not boring you. "

6. Send fifteen mails asking instructions on how to upload files and photos

on the web site. After getting complete instructions, do not upload any file

or photo, making everyone wonder what you are hiding.

7. Make complicated animations which no one is actually interested in. When

two people respond, reply thanking everybody for their OVERWHELMING

response.

8. Wish somebody happy birthday, two months after his / her birthday, and

add a line saying, " I only just accessed the mail today! "

9. Send a first mail saying " Hi everybody! " . Then when you get 10-15

replies, asking where you are and what you are doing, do not reply at all.

and the top most way to maintain Insanity in e-MGIMS is:

Tan te nan.......

10. Write a mail tittled " Most important information. May be life saving! "

And in the text just write : [Non-text portions of this message have been

removed].

-Kishore Shah 1974

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Dear Dr KS

 

I am quite sure if we had the APTITUDE TESTS  in our days you wudn't have been

in medical branch. It was original!!!and speaks volumes about ur sense of

humor(and sarcasm)(I hope some of ur comments dont apply to me- I have been

sending u all material which I haven't been able to upload-even after '10 aasaan

paadaan').

 

Diwakar76

Subject: Ten top ways to maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity in e-MGIMS

To: mgims

Date: Thursday, 10 September, 2009, 10:14 AM

 

As you already know, e-MGIMS is already an insane place. Here's how you can

maintain that healthy level of insanity.

(Inspired by Gauri Joshi's mail:)

Here are the Ten top ways to maintain insanity levels of e-MGIMS.

1. Write a mail addressed to Raghu detailing how SJ pissed in RT's drink,

insert a few LOLs and then refuse to divulge any details to the rest of the

gang, who don't even know who Raghu is.

2. Pick up some innocuous word from somebody's mail, like 'Abaya' and write

a big controversial article on it, making a mountain out of a black cloth.

3. Write about ten emails per day continuously for a week, then suddenly

keep quiet for a month. After a month send a mail lamenting how nobody

missed you.

4. Write long mails about how India is the best country in the world, no

matter what. In the next mail ask if anyone is staying near Daytona, USA

where your son is doing PG.

5. Give long and boring discourses about topics no one is interested in,

like How diet affects the recovery rates in various diseases. End the mail

with, " I hope I am not boring you. "

6. Send fifteen mails asking instructions on how to upload files and photos

on the web site. After getting complete instructions, do not upload any file

or photo, making everyone wonder what you are hiding.

7. Make complicated animations which no one is actually interested in. When

two people respond, reply thanking everybody for their OVERWHELMING

response.

8. Wish somebody happy birthday, two months after his / her birthday, and

add a line saying, " I only just accessed the mail today! "

9. Send a first mail saying " Hi everybody! " . Then when you get 10-15

replies, asking where you are and what you are doing, do not reply at all.

and the top most way to maintain Insanity in e-MGIMS is:

Tan te nan.......

10. Write a mail tittled " Most important information. May be life saving! "

And in the text just write : [Non-text portions of this message have been

removed].

-Kishore Shah 1974

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>

> Ha ha ha...

.....and an eleventh one: Just write ha ha ha... or make three smileys ...

[Guest guest]

Thanks Ravin, Malini, Ashish, Prabha, DDM, Parvin

Now that Parvin has added one more way to insanity, lets see if the rest of

you can come up with other novel ways.

For example: Photograph a common sparrow in your garden and label it brown

rumped robin, and upload it to the site. As it is, who knows anything about

Ornithology?

Kishore Shah 1974

[Guest guest]

Hmmm! You can always Google " brown rumped robin " in the images section of

Google to see what it throws up :-D

Well, and silly me just did that and got a minivet instead ;-)

Ravin '82

>

>

> Thanks Ravin, Malini, Ashish, Prabha, DDM, Parvin

>

> Now that Parvin has added one more way to insanity, lets see if the rest of

>

> you can come up with other novel ways.

>

> For example: Photograph a common sparrow in your garden and label it brown

> rumped robin, and upload it to the site. As it is, who knows anything about

>

> Ornithology?

>

> Kishore Shah 1974

>

>

>