Is My Time is Up

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*A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to** **the

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operating table she had a near death

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*Seeing God she asked " Is my time up? " **

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*God said, " No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and** **8 days to live*

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*Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a

face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.** **She even had

someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!**

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*Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well

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*After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

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*While crossing the street on her way home,

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*she was killed by an ambulance.**

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*Arriving in front of God, she demanded,

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* " I thought you** **said I had another 43 years.

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*Why didn't you pull me fromout of the path of the ambulance? " **

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*(You'll love this)**

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*God replied:

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* " I didn't recognize you! " * <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>