Fw: Children's Science Exam

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>>Subject: FW: Children's Science Exam

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>>Children's Science Exam Answers These are real answers given by

>>children

>>on science tests. Can you imagine being the teacher reviewing these?

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>>Q: Name the four seasons.

>>A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

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>>Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to

>>drink.

>>A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large

>>pollutants

>>like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

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>>Q: How is dew formed?

>>A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

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>>Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?

>>A: Keep it in the cow.

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>>Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

>>A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water

>>tends

>>to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and

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>>nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

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>>Q: What are steroids?

>>A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

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>>Q: What happens to your body as you age?

>>A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

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>>Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

>>A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his

>>adultery.

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>>Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

>>A: Premature death.

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>>Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)

>>A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax

>>and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax

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>>contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the

>>five

>>bowels,

>>A,E,I,O,and U.

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>>Q: What is the fibula?

>>A: A small lie.

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>>Q: What does " varicose " mean?

>>A: Nearby.

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>>Q: Give the meaning of the term " Caesarean Section "

>>A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

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>>Q: What does the word " benign " mean?'

>>A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.