Guest guest Posted April 12, 2000 Report Share Posted April 12, 2000 «¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤ Since you are in the baby " business " I thought you would enjoy this! As ham sandwiches go, it was near-perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh whole wheat bun, crisp lettuce, and plenty of expensive, light-brown, gourmet mustard. Salivating, the corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried the sandwich to the picnic table in our backyard; then, picked it up with both hands before being interrupted by my wife who was suddenly at my side. " Hold ny (our six-month-old son) while I get my sandwich, " she said. I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers. I love mustard. I had no napkin. I licked it off. It was not mustard. No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my tongue hanging out! With a washcloth, I quickly did a " shoeshine dance " on my tongue, Later (after she stopped crying from laughing so hard), my wife said, " Now you know why they call that mustard 'Poupon'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 13, 2000 Report Share Posted April 13, 2000 , that was hysterical! And it sure does look like it doesn't it? Jeanine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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