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Since you are in the baby " business " I thought you would enjoy this!

As ham sandwiches go, it was near-perfection. A thick slab of

ham, a fresh whole wheat bun, crisp lettuce, and plenty of expensive,

light-brown, gourmet mustard.

Salivating, the corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I

carried the sandwich to the picnic table in our backyard; then, picked it

up

with both hands before being interrupted by my wife who was suddenly at my

side.

" Hold ny (our six-month-old son) while I get my sandwich, "

she said.

I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was

reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on

my

fingers.

I love mustard.

I had no napkin.

I licked it off.

It was not mustard.

No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only

time I have sprinted with my tongue hanging out! With a washcloth, I

quickly

did a " shoeshine dance " on my tongue,

Later (after she stopped crying from laughing so hard), my wife said,

" Now you know why they call that mustard 'Poupon'.

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