Why I fired my secretary -funny!]

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Bruce Chesley

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Date: Sun, 15 Nov 2009 19:43:39 -0600

Last week was my birthday.

And I didn't feel very well.

Waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast.

Hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, " Happy

Birthday! " , and Possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, She barely said good morning,

Let alone " Happy Birthday. "

I thought...Well, that's marriage for you,

But the kids...They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast

and didn't say a word.

So when I left for the office,

I felt pretty low

And somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,

My secretary Jane said,

" Good Morning Boss,

And by the way

Happy Birthday ! "

It felt a little better

That at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock,

When Jane knocked on my door

And said, " You know,

It's such a beautiful day outside,

And it is your Birthday,

What do you say we go out to lunch,

Just you and me. "

I said, " Thanks, Jane,

that's the greatest thing

I've heard all day.

Let's go ! "

We went to lunch.

But we didn't go

Where we normally would go.

She chose instead a quiet bistro

With a private table.

We had two martinis each

And I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,

Jane said, " You know,

It's such a beautiful day...

We don't need to go straight back to the office,

Do We ? "

I responded, " I guess not.

What do you have in mind ? "

She said, " Let's drop by my apartment,

it's just around the corner. "

After arriving at her apartment,

Jane turned to me and said,

" Boss, if you don't mind,

I'm going to step into the bedroom

For just a moment.

I'll be right back. "

" Ok. " I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and,

After a couple of minutes,

She came out

Carrying a huge birthday cake

Followed By my wife, My kids,

And dozens of my friends,

And co-workers,

All singing " Happy Birthday " .

And I just sat there...

On the couch...Naked.

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