Re: pakistan space research mission 2040

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Hi, Firoz,

 

Nice to see you here after a long, long time ! How's Karangana Gode ?

 

Prabha '84

Subject: pakistan space research mission 2040

To: Mgims

Date: Sunday, April 5, 2009, 12:21 AM

Firoz borle (2002)

n what could be construed as a response to India's efforts to expand

its space exploration horizon, Pakistan has announced its plans for

space research. Pakistan wants to become the first country to put a

terrorist in orbit. This was revealed by Raza Hussain, Chairman of

Pakistan Space and Upper Atmosphere Research Commission (SUPARCO) at a

press conference organized in Karachi.

Raza said that off late SUPARCO was focusing on path breaking new

initiatives to inject fresh life into the nation's sagging space

programme. Pakistan's only presence in space so far is a satellite

PAKSAT-1, situated at 38 degree E Long in a geo stationary orbit. This

satellite has been leased from Global and the lease period will

expire in 2011.

" Our aim is to become the first country to put a terrorist in orbit

by 2040. We are working closely with China, which has copied technology

from Russia and USA for this goal, " he said. When asked as to why

Pakistan wanted to send a terrorist to space, he said " we have so far

exported terrorists to India, USA, UK, Afghanistan, China and the list

is endless. Today we have a terrorist in almost all major nations. Now

is the time to look beyond earth " .

Pakistan's space dreams will be fuelled by modified missiles

imported from China and North Korea. " We plan to integrate the Chinese

and Korean rockets and use solid propellant (provided by China from the

fireworks leftover after the Beijing Olympics), " Raza claimed. It has

also identified a bunch of future astronauts (suicide bombers) from its

terrorist infested NWFP province for the project. " The recruits are

more than willing to be part of this project as that's exactly what

they are supposed to do; die here or there, " a SUPARCO insider told

this blogger.

" The initial plan is to have a terrorist orbit the earth in a low

earth orbit and the subsequent missions may see a terrorist land on the

moon. The branding team in ISI is right now working on naming an

organization to which these terrorists will be affiliated to. I guess

the name they have frozen on is the Moonian Mujaheedeen. If everything

goes well, these guys may even blow themselves up on the moon, " Raza

informed.

The terrorists will also release threatening videos before touching

down. " Some of these guys are also learning how to issue threats in

sign language as the audio quality may not be up to the mark, " the

SUPARCO insider claimed.

 

Dr. Firoz Rajiv Borle

Medical officer,

Kharangna Gode PHC,

Wardha

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