When he made him pregnant

[Guest guest]

Dedicted to Dr. Kishore.........by Varsha (92)

 

 

Nurse entered the room with a few files in her hand. Dr. Kishore

looked up and asked

" How many patients are remaining? I have to attend the YMCA quiz competition

again today. Don’t want to be delayed! "

 

Now Dr. Kishore is a renowned Gynaecologist in Pune. He has been winning this

Quiz on a regular basis. Today too he wanted to show his skills and he was

getting a little irritated because of the delays!

 

" Just two! Doc! Relax! The first one is already here. " The first of the last two

patients walked inside. She was an old patient of his. She had come only for

extending her medicines. While the doctor wrote the prescription, the husband of

the next patient paced nervously up and down outside. He would look at the board

hung outside the doctor's chamber …nervously over and over again!

 

1. " Sex determination using ultrasonography is not done here. It is illegal "

 

2. " Only female patients allowed inside due to space confines problem "

 

He went over to his wife and held her hand. She looked at him and smiled. She

patted his hand. This was an odd couple. The husband looked much younger and had

slight build. The wife appeared older for she had some wrinkles on her face. She

was little on the prosperous side.

 

 

 

The nurse came out and called " Next! "

The husband got up and started to move towards her. The nurse pointed to the

board and said to the wife…

" Only FEMALE patients allowed inside! You come. "

 

The husband looked to her and said

" Why so? I need to see the doctor. "

 

The nurse answered back with a bored look on her face…

" See, there is very little space to examine inside! So the doctor likes to be

alone because of space confines! Cannot take two at the same time! "

 

The husband was annoyed and he raised his voice. The doctor heard the commotion

and called the nurse back again

" What is the problem? "

" The husband wants to come inside too! "

Dr. Kishore picked up the file and looked for the patients details. The patient

was Parminder Singh and she was not recommended. If he turns her out, he could

miss a patient who came to him without a recommendation. It means he didn't have

to pay the cuts for his cut throat practice. Being in a hurry to finish his

cases he asked the nurse to bring the husband and wife, both inside.

" Send them both in! I am in a hurry! I have to attend my favourite quiz! "

 

 

 

That was the first day he broke ONE of his two rules!!! He let a male enter his

clinic!

 

The husband and wife both sat down. Dr. Kishore looked at the wife and said..

" Mrs. Parminder….Tell me what is your problem? "

The husband started to say something but the Doctor silenced him in between…

" I know that you know everything but let the patient speak. I like to hear it

from the horse's mouth! "

" I am Parminder, she is not! I am your patient, she is not. I need your help,

she is just my wife. We need your special advice! "

Dr. Kishore opened his mouth and then closed it again. It was the first time

this witty doctor was out of his wits. He scratched for the answer but nothing

came to his mind.

 

Parminder began telling his complaints…..

" Doctor, we heard you are an expert in infertility treatment. My wife got her

uterus and ovaries removed following a hysterectomy due to huge fibroid. Now we

want a child and we need your help. Can you provide us with IVF?'

" Parminder, I am flattered by your kind words. For IVF we need an INTACT UTERUS.

I can see you love your wife but there are limitations, bhai! "

" You take me wrong doctor. It's me who wants to get pregnant. We want a child of

our own…and we are desperate. Please help us, don’t say no! "     

 

 

 Dr.Kishore scratched his not so balding head. Were these two love stuck people

fools? How could he make a male pregnant? This man had a beard which was intact.

But his smile….Oh! My God! If a woman had it…she would be a beauty queen. He

started imagining a small girl who was as beautiful as his father! He could see

a tummy bulge and Parminder becoming big and bigger! Dr. Kishore shook his head

and put the nonsense thoughts aside.

" Look Parminder! I cannot help you there. I am not an expert who makes a male

pregnant! "

 

Parminder looked at him and started to smile. God his smile was mesmerizing!

" Doc….. I was the beauty queen of my state! But later I became a male because of

my female ogling tendencies. I had my breasts removed and I took hormonal

treatment. I have grown a beard and my voice is now changed. I trained to talk

and walk like male. My genitalia are reconstructed too! My wife loves me for who

I am (extenally and internally)  … She married me for my manliness. "

Dr. Kishore sat squinting and didn’t know what to say.

" Did I take your voice away? "

" No..No..its all so unusual! Well, well, well! "

 

Mrs. Parminder now placed the Maharashtra Gazatte in front of him. The name was

changed from 'Miss Parminder Kaur to Mr. Parminder Singh' and she also carried

the documents which revealed the date and time of their marriage. He could see

how motivated this couple was to have a baby!

 

 

That day Dr. Kishore broke his SECOND rule too!!

He did sex determination on Mr. Parminder! He did a sonography and found an

intact Uterus and Ovary in him. He was indeed a female inside!

 

 

" Give me one day, plz to make up my mind. Come to me tomorrow …right now I am in

a hurry! "

 

Later that day Dr. Kishore won the YMCA quiz again. The most important question

was…..

" Can you tell what the condition was when male patient's urine turns positive

for urine pregnancy test? "

Dr. Kishore had smiled and confidently answered

" It's when there is a teratoma producing female harmones in a male…The male

urine pregnancy test comes out positive. "

 

Dr. Kishore YMCA quiz phir jeete. On his way home he had decided to make

Jasminder pregnant. Yes, he wanted a challenge but this one seemed a simple one.

The uterus and ovary were intact. What else could he ask for?

 

 

Mr. Parminder swore Dr. Kishore to secrecy! And then started the game or case of

getting him pregnant! When they were looking for a donor sperms Dr. Kishore had

smiled. Back came to his mind the beautiful girl who had a smile like Mr.

Parminder! Well it was to be kept a secret! No one has the right to know where

from! After all, the baby would have a father and mother of its own!!

 

One day the urine sample of the male patient turned out to be positive for

pregnancy! The lab technician was upset over the patient's prospects of a longer

life. He was expecting a shocked and teary reaction when he broke the news but

was surprised to see the husband and wife hugging each other! Did he see the

husband crying and running his hands over his abdomen? He shook his head ….Today

was a strange day. Everything was weird …he probably needs the rest!

 

Dr. Kishore was happy cause his IVF treatment had produced the results in one

go. Soon Parminder had his tummy grow big and bigger. He suffered the nausea and

vomiting too! Dr.Kishore was happy as he watched the soon to be father akka

mother glow. Mrs. Parminder took great care of her hubby. She gave him Goondh ke

laddoo and green leafy vegetables. It was his fifth month when he came again

…Parminder looked as handsome as ever…..and his skin had that maternal glow!!

Dr. Kishore broke his rule again when he did the USG but then quietly said

" Radhe! Radhe! " Parminder had smiled …..coz he knew now that he was pregnant

with a girl! He then informed the doctor that he would soon be traveling. Dr.

Kishore told him to take some precautions…… But since then Parminder never came

back for his antenatal checkups!  

 

Dr. Kishore often wondered what had happened. He kept waiting for his patient to

return back. It would soon be the time for delivering the baby. He had been

dreaming about the caesarian section he would perform on that maternal

father…But his dreams remained an illusion! Deep in thoughts, he kept fiddling

with the TV channels. Suddenly he stopped and his graze transfixed! Right in

front of him was Mr. Parminder Singh smiling! He was on Oprah Talk Show!! He was

fully pregnant and was describing his pregnancy details to much applauding

audience. Oprah had put on oodles of weight and kept encouraging him to tell

more. Goosh! He had changed his name to Beatie!! "

 

 

Dr. Kishore switched the TV off…..He let out a sigh but was smiling soon…..That

pregnant father will never know who the real father of his baby was! That man

did all this to get some money and publicity while Dr. Kishore had done it only

for that childless couple!!

 

Since then Dr. Kishore never broke his rules and that sign board still hangs

outside his clinic door. Yes! Beatie was later blessed with a baby girl!

 

The end.    

    

 

 

 

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To: mgims

Sent: Tuesday, February 3, 2009 9:49:16 AM

Subject: Re: Australian Open Champions...!!!

Shyam's Birthday, is it? Many many happy returns, Shyam :-)

Ravin '82

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> Dr. Kamath ......aap ko janamdin ki subh kamanayeeh! RAI family......

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> Subject: Re: Australian Open Champions... !!!

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> Yes...looks like with 2 titles, in our kitty and one,The MEN'S

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> Great performance. .

> Great day..for Indian sports..with. .India defeating the Lankans...in the

> 2nd ODI..as well..

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> Bye.

> Shyam(84)

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> Australian Open Champions... !!!

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> Just finished watching the exciting mixed doubles finals @ Australian open

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> Ameet 1993

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