Guest guest Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 A glass full of gas, Had the lovely lass, And she let that pass, Out on the grass... The old man stopped snoring, Woke up in a fit, roaring! " Who was that stinking rat? Here's some tit-for-tat! " The old man turned to his left, Raised his buttocks and heft, Let out a machine-gun rat-a-tat-tat... That lasted eight minutes flat... The dog started barking, The house he started marking, The lass then threw a fit, The old man said " Oh! shit! " " My sphincters are now weak. I must confeess I did leak... " With that he took off quick, To the toilet looking sick! Ravin '82 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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