Guest guest Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Thanks Aasawari Ashok Kishore Shah 1974 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Classy Kishoreda. Ashok 1984 Sent from my iPad > very well said............its better to use the tax payers money for educational institutes or hospitals............than throwing it down on the kings > > regards > aasawari91 > no more calendar guys.............so sad..........but true ( he he) > > ________________________________ > > To: Undisclosed-Recipient@... > Sent: Friday, 18 November 2011 4:51 PM > Subject: King Freezer > > > > King Freezer > > An imaginary interview with Mr. V J Maal-laya, chairman of the King > Freezer airlines, which has recently gone financially cold. > > " So Mr. Maal-laya, how will you describe the financial condition of your > company? Not in high spirits? " > > " Oh! It's just a passing phase! " > > " You mean a passing out phase or a passing the buck phase? " > > " Ha! Ha! But I am not laying off anybody. " > > " Yeah! Only issuing them cheques which instead of flying, bounce wickedly > off the tarmac. So they prefer to leave on their own! In fact, it is > suggested that you rename yourself from Maal-laya to Maal-gaya! Recently, > you have suddenly cancelled so many flights suddenly without warning. How do > you explain that? " > > " Unforeseen circumstances! " > > " How will you feel if I ordered a beer from your other company and cancelled > the order after you opened the bottle? " > > " I will lose my fizz along with my cool! " > > The PM is considering helping out your company financially. What will you > first do with the cash? Will you pay the pilots or will you buy more > aircraft? " > > " That's an easy one! I'll use the money to take out a new calendar for > everyone to ogle at! After all I am the King of Good Times! " > > " Recently, Mr. Tata has said that if a company does not do well financially, > it is better to say Tata to it! " > > " That Tata needs a Bata! " > > " Even that Bajaj fellow is saying that financial bail-out should not be > given to you. " > > " I do not need a financial bail-out! " > > " Huh? " > > " Yes Sir! What I need is only a little working capital! " > > " Isn't that like saying that I am not sick, but I have caught this nasty > disease? Probably, after your company is dead, you will announce that it is > not dead, it has only stopped moving and breathing! " > > -Kishore Shah > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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