Guest guest Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Ha ha! Ravin '82 > ** > > > Voice Male > > " I keep hearing voices! " > > " What sort of voices? " > > " Usually they are female. " > > " Yeah! But what sort of females? " > > " Dark, fat and ugly! " > > " How do you know? If you hear only their voices, how can you tell? " > > " Because their voices are sweet and sexy. Generally, it is my experience > that females with sweet voices are dark, fat and ugly! " > > " Okay! You seem to have some delusional problems. And when exactly do you > hear them? " > > " Usually when I am fast asleep. But sometimes, even when I am awake. " > > " Uh huh! " > > " They even know my name. They address me in that sweet sexy voice of > theirs. " > > " But have you ever seen any of them? " > > " No! Never! I just hear their voices. " > > " Okay. Now what exactly do they say to you? " > > " Oh, they do not exactly say anything much. They just keep asking me > questions. " > > " That's very curious. What sort of questions? " > > " They ask me if I am married and if I have any children. They even ask me > if > I own a car or a scooter or some property. " > > " Are you sure that they are not interested in matrimony? " > > " They have never asked me to marry them. Not even for a simple date. " > > " Curious! What do they ask after you answer their questions? " > > " After I answer their questions, they ask me if I want an insurance policy > or a credit card or a loan or even a guaranteed return on my investment. " > > " Oh I see! I think I have diagnosed your problem. You need to subscribe to > the Do not disturb category, and all these disturbing voices will stop! " > > " But that is not my problem. I do not want them to stop. After they ask me > probing questions like what my annual income is and how much I spend on my > vacations, the least I expect from them is that they behave civilly. So > when > I ask them if they are married and whether they are interested in dating a > lonely guy, they just bang the phone shut. Do you have anything to make > them > at least respond as I have been doing for so many years? " > > -Kishore Shah > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Nice one Dr. KS Diwakat'76 Re: Voice Male Ha ha! Ravin '82 > ** > > > Voice Male > > " I keep hearing voices! " > > " What sort of voices? " > > " Usually they are female. " > > " Yeah! But what sort of females? " > > " Dark, fat and ugly! " > > " How do you know? If you hear only their voices, how can you tell? " > > " Because their voices are sweet and sexy. Generally, it is my experience > that females with sweet voices are dark, fat and ugly! " > > " Okay! You seem to have some delusional problems. And when exactly do you > hear them? " > > " Usually when I am fast asleep. But sometimes, even when I am awake. " > > " Uh huh! " > > " They even know my name. They address me in that sweet sexy voice of > theirs. " > > " But have you ever seen any of them? " > > " No! Never! I just hear their voices. " > > " Okay. Now what exactly do they say to you? " > > " Oh, they do not exactly say anything much. They just keep asking me > questions. " > > " That's very curious. What sort of questions? " > > " They ask me if I am married and if I have any children. They even ask me > if > I own a car or a scooter or some property. " > > " Are you sure that they are not interested in matrimony? " > > " They have never asked me to marry them. Not even for a simple date. " > > " Curious! What do they ask after you answer their questions? " > > " After I answer their questions, they ask me if I want an insurance policy > or a credit card or a loan or even a guaranteed return on my investment. " > > " Oh I see! I think I have diagnosed your problem. You need to subscribe to > the Do not disturb category, and all these disturbing voices will stop! " > > " But that is not my problem. I do not want them to stop. After they ask me > probing questions like what my annual income is and how much I spend on my > vacations, the least I expect from them is that they behave civilly. So > when > I ask them if they are married and whether they are interested in dating a > lonely guy, they just bang the phone shut. Do you have anything to make > them > at least respond as I have been doing for so many years? " > > -Kishore Shah > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Ha ha !! Wish you had a solution for him !! Sent from my i phone > Voice Male > > " I keep hearing voices! " > > " What sort of voices? " > > " Usually they are female. " > > " Yeah! But what sort of females? " > > " Dark, fat and ugly! " > > " How do you know? If you hear only their voices, how can you tell? " > > " Because their voices are sweet and sexy. Generally, it is my experience > that females with sweet voices are dark, fat and ugly! " > > " Okay! You seem to have some delusional problems. And when exactly do you > hear them? " > > " Usually when I am fast asleep. But sometimes, even when I am awake. " > > " Uh huh! " > > " They even know my name. They address me in that sweet sexy voice of > theirs. " > > " But have you ever seen any of them? " > > " No! Never! I just hear their voices. " > > " Okay. Now what exactly do they say to you? " > > " Oh, they do not exactly say anything much. They just keep asking me > questions. " > > " That's very curious. What sort of questions? " > > " They ask me if I am married and if I have any children. They even ask me if > I own a car or a scooter or some property. " > > " Are you sure that they are not interested in matrimony? " > > " They have never asked me to marry them. Not even for a simple date. " > > " Curious! What do they ask after you answer their questions? " > > " After I answer their questions, they ask me if I want an insurance policy > or a credit card or a loan or even a guaranteed return on my investment. " > > " Oh I see! I think I have diagnosed your problem. You need to subscribe to > the Do not disturb category, and all these disturbing voices will stop! " > > " But that is not my problem. I do not want them to stop. After they ask me > probing questions like what my annual income is and how much I spend on my > vacations, the least I expect from them is that they behave civilly. So when > I ask them if they are married and whether they are interested in dating a > lonely guy, they just bang the phone shut. Do you have anything to make them > at least respond as I have been doing for so many years? " > > -Kishore Shah > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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