Guest guest Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 King Fissure The question on Mallya's lips is will he get Bail or will he have to eat humble Bhel? But it is always better to be prepared for the worst. So just in case, no one turns up as a knight in shining armour, here's what the King of Good times can do with his remaining planes. 1. Turn his parked planes into a theme hotel, where only dabba lunch will be served, but only after fastening your seat belts and loosening your trouser belts. It could be called King of Food times! 2. Turn them into beer parlours, but serving only KingFisher beer. Zing of Good Times! 3. Turn them into a fashion catwalk where all his former air hostesses can strut about. In addition to seat belts, hand belts will also be added. King of Good Styles! 4. Use them as a childrens' amusement park, where the emergency landing slides can be used as regular slides. King of Good Slides! 5. Donate them to slums and Zoppadpattis, where the toilets can be used and the seats can be used as waiting area for the others in line. This could retain the old title of King of Good times! 6. Use the planes as a mini-plex to screen Hindi movies. Note: No Deepika movies will be screened. Film of Good Times! 7. Gift them to Deepika as a farewell gift from Siddhartha, because she told him to go fly a kite! (Which he just might have to do now). Fling of Good Times? 8. Use the planes as a book counter to sell his forth-coming poetry book " A time to Fly, a time to Cry " . King of Good Rhymes! On second thoughts, he might earn much more in scrap (Bhangaar) than any of the above avenues. -Kishore Shah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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