Guest guest Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 I read somewhere , they are all hired planes none of them his own !! So well he may not be able to entertain on his parked planes !! Jus a thot !! " Sadly ....he paid so much to get gandhiji specs from abroad n now his fate is ?!!?? Sent from my i phone > King Fissure > > The question on Mallya's lips is will he get Bail or will he have to eat > humble Bhel? But it is always better to be prepared for the worst. So just > in case, no one turns up as a knight in shining armour, here's what the King > of Good times can do with his remaining planes. > > 1. Turn his parked planes into a theme hotel, where only dabba lunch will be > served, but only after fastening your seat belts and loosening your trouser > belts. It could be called King of Food times! > > 2. Turn them into beer parlours, but serving only KingFisher beer. Zing of > Good Times! > > 3. Turn them into a fashion catwalk where all his former air hostesses can > strut about. In addition to seat belts, hand belts will also be added. King > of Good Styles! > > 4. Use them as a childrens' amusement park, where the emergency landing > slides can be used as regular slides. King of Good Slides! > > 5. Donate them to slums and Zoppadpattis, where the toilets can be used and > the seats can be used as waiting area for the others in line. This could > retain the old title of King of Good times! > > 6. Use the planes as a mini-plex to screen Hindi movies. Note: No Deepika > movies will be screened. Film of Good Times! > > 7. Gift them to Deepika as a farewell gift from Siddhartha, because she told > him to go fly a kite! (Which he just might have to do now). Fling of Good > Times? > > 8. Use the planes as a book counter to sell his forth-coming poetry book " A > time to Fly, a time to Cry " . King of Good Rhymes! > > On second thoughts, he might earn much more in scrap (Bhangaar) than any of > the above avenues. > > -Kishore Shah > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 ha ha ha! Right! Ravin '82 > ** > > > King Fissure > > The question on Mallya's lips is will he get Bail or will he have to eat > humble Bhel? But it is always better to be prepared for the worst. So just > in case, no one turns up as a knight in shining armour, here's what the > King > of Good times can do with his remaining planes. > > 1. Turn his parked planes into a theme hotel, where only dabba lunch will > be > served, but only after fastening your seat belts and loosening your > trouser > belts. It could be called King of Food times! > > 2. Turn them into beer parlours, but serving only KingFisher beer. Zing of > Good Times! > > 3. Turn them into a fashion catwalk where all his former air hostesses can > strut about. In addition to seat belts, hand belts will also be added. > King > of Good Styles! > > 4. Use them as a childrens' amusement park, where the emergency landing > slides can be used as regular slides. King of Good Slides! > > 5. Donate them to slums and Zoppadpattis, where the toilets can be used > and > the seats can be used as waiting area for the others in line. This could > retain the old title of King of Good times! > > 6. Use the planes as a mini-plex to screen Hindi movies. Note: No Deepika > movies will be screened. Film of Good Times! > > 7. Gift them to Deepika as a farewell gift from Siddhartha, because she > told > him to go fly a kite! (Which he just might have to do now). Fling of Good > Times? > > 8. Use the planes as a book counter to sell his forth-coming poetry book > " A > time to Fly, a time to Cry " . King of Good Rhymes! > > On second thoughts, he might earn much more in scrap (Bhangaar) than any > of > the above avenues. > > -Kishore Shah > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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