Guest guest Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Good one Manish, Keep coming back. Parag 1980 some one who thinks on kishore sir's wavelength Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life... In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I told her : 'Darling never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state, I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'. My wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me..and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the bar and threw away all my whiskey, rum, gin, vodka & the beer in the fridge... I ALMOST DIED!! Moral: The female brain works on a different wavelength... manish kothari Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Ha Ha! I totally sympathize with that 'dead' guy! Kishore Shah 1974 -------------------------------------------------- Sent: Wednesday, October 19, 2011 12:50 AM To: <mgims > Subject: some one who thinks on kishore sir's wavelength > Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about > life... > In-between, we talked about the idea of living or > dying. > > > I told her : 'Darling never let me live in a vegetative state, > totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. > If you see me in that state, I want you to disconnect all the > contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'. > > My wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards > me..and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, > the > Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the bar > > and threw away all my whiskey, rum, gin, vodka & the beer in the fridge... > > I ALMOST DIED!! > > Moral: The female brain works on a different wavelength... > > manish kothari > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Yeah! They are too smart you know, wives ;-) Good most of us have only one :-P Ravin '82 On Wed, Oct 19, 2011 at 12:50 AM, manish n kothari <manishkot@... > wrote: > ** > > > Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about > life... > In-between, we talked about the idea of living or > dying. > > > I told her : 'Darling never let me live in a vegetative state, > totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. > If you see me in that state, I want you to disconnect all the > contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'. > > My wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards > me..and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, > the > Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the bar > > and threw away all my whiskey, rum, gin, vodka & the beer in the fridge... > > I ALMOST DIED!! > > Moral: The female brain works on a different wavelength... > > manish kothari > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 good one manish regards raju ________________________________ To: mgims Sent: Wednesday, 19 October 2011 12:50 AM Subject: some one who thinks on kishore sir's wavelength  Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life... In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I told her : 'Darling never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state, I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'. My wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me..and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the bar and threw away all my whiskey, rum, gin, vodka & the beer in the fridge... I ALMOST DIED!! Moral: The female brain works on a different wavelength... manish kothari Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 thank god for small mercies On Wed, 19 Oct 2011 09:58:40 +0530 wrote >Yeah! They are too smart you know, wives ;-) Good most of us have only one :-P Ravin '82 > ** > > > Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about > life... > In-between, we talked about the idea of living or > dying. > > > I told her :'Darling never let me live in a vegetative state, > totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. > If you see me in that state, I want you to disconnect all the > contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'. > > My wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards > me..and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, > the > Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the bar > > and threw away all my whiskey, rum, gin, vodka & the beer in the fridge... > > I ALMOST DIED!! > > Moral: The female brain works on a different wavelength... > > manish kothari > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Good one Manish. While you must have reconnected all the machines, what about the booze ? Ashok 1984 Sent from my iPad On Oct 18, 2011, at 2:20 PM, " manish n kothari " wrote: > Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life... > In-between, we talked about the idea of living or > dying. > > > I told her : 'Darling never let me live in a vegetative state, > totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. > If you see me in that state, I want you to disconnect all the > contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'. > > My wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards > me..and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, > the > Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the bar > > and threw away all my whiskey, rum, gin, vodka & the beer in the fridge... > > I ALMOST DIED!! > > Moral: The female brain works on a different wavelength... > > manish kothari > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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