Guest guest Posted May 11, 1999 Report Share Posted May 11, 1999 >The Top 10 Signs you're in a cheap HMO > >10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters. > >9. Directions to your doctor's office include, " take a left when you enter >the >trailer park. " > >8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. > >7. Only proctologist in the plan is " Gus " from Roto-Rooter. > >6. Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is " an apple a day. " > >5. Your " primary care physician " is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill >last month. > >4. " Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges " is not a typo. > >3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming. > >2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with >little > " m " s on them. > >And the Number 1 Sign You've Joined a Cheap HMO...... > >1. You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct tape. >-- > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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