Guest guest Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Miss-guided Missile " For once the Mayan calendar got it right! Yes! 2012 was indeed the end of the Mayan civilization.. At least in UP. So sir, now that you are elected into power, what can you tell us about 'Miss' Mayawati? " " Look, I have Miss-givings that I might be accused of being a Miss-ogynist. It could be classified as Miss-appropriate. However, everyone is familiar with the Miss-rule. There was so much Miss-use of power and lots of Miss-information spread amongst the public. But now that we are in power, we shall see that all the Miss-takes are rectified and there will be no Miss-carriage of justice. " " Before the elections, she had predicted a massive victory to her party. " " What can I say except that she was laboring under a Miss-conception, and was Miss-informed and she Miss-interpreted the signs. She Miss-calculated, her strategy Miss-fired. Hence her Miss-conduct was dealt with by this Miss-fortune and the results were a Miss-adventure for her. She claims to have been Miss-lead, but I think that she Miss-judged the people. " " So what are your future plans for UP? " " We shall undertake to correct all the Miss-management that has taken place. It is not for us to judge her Miss-conduct, but I won't be surprised if she turns up Miss-ing from the assembly in shame. " " What will be the biggest task before you? " " The biggest and most daunting task will be what to do with all those Misshapen statues strewn around the state. I wish they would suddenly disappear! " " Sir, if that happens could you claim that they were Miss-laid? " " Ah! Up to your old Miss-chief, eh? " -Kishore Shah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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