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Good one Manish.

Tejinder, '76

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To: mgims

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Sent: Sunday, 27 November 2011 5:05 PM

Subject: poet v/s doctor

 

POET Vs DOCTOR:

Poet: Jhuki jhuki Palkein...

Dr: Ptosis!

.... P: Gulabi Aankhein...

Dr: Conjunctivitis!

P: Tirchi Nazar..

Dr: Squint!

P: Khamosh se labb...

Dr: Aphasia!

P: Gulabi Gaal...

Dr: Acne cea!

P: Kapkapate hath...

Dr: Parkinson's!

P: Chand sa chehra...

Dr: Cushing's Syndrome!

P: Kaala Til...

Dr: Melanoma!

P: Har Taraf Usi Ka Chehra...

Dr: Visual Hallucination!!

MORAL:

Beauty is Deceptive, " Full of Diseases " ;-)

manish kothari

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How about these songs:

Medical interpretation of Hindi Songs

Jiya Jale jaan jale, Raat bhar dhuan chale : FEVER

जिया जले जान जले, रात भर धà¥à¤‚न

चले

Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi : HEART ATTACK

तडप तडप के इस दिल से आह

निकलती रही

Juda hoke bhi tu mujhme kanhi baaki hai: CONSTIPATION

जà¥à¤¦à¤¾ होके भी तू मà¥à¤à¤®à¥‡ कंही

बाकी है

Tujhme rab dikhta hai yaara main kya karoon : CATARACT

तà¥à¤à¤®à¥‡ रब दिखता है यार मै कà¥à¤¯à¤¾

करू

Tujhe yaad na meri aayi kisi se ab kya kahna : ALZEIMERS

तà¥à¤à¥‡ याद ना मेरी आई किसी से

अब कà¥à¤¯à¤¾ कहना

Mann dole mera tann dole : VERTIGO.

मन डोले मेरा तन डोले

Tip tip barsa paani, paani ne aag lagayee : U T I

टीप टीप बरसा पानी, पानी ने आग

लगायी

Dil Dhadak Dhadak ke keh raha hai..... HIGH BP

दिल धडक धडक के केह रहा है

Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen per nahin padte mere........CORN ON FEET

आज कल पाव जमीन पर नहीं पडते

मेरे

Haay re haay Neend nahin aaye....... INSOMNIA

हाय रे हाय नींद नहीं आये

Kishore Shah 1974

From: manish n kothari

Sent: Sunday, November 27, 2011 5:05 PM

To: mgims

Cc: kshahsky@...

Subject: poet v/s doctor

POET Vs DOCTOR:

Poet: Jhuki jhuki Palkein...

Dr: Ptosis!

.... P: Gulabi Aankhein...

Dr: Conjunctivitis!

P: Tirchi Nazar..

Dr: Squint!

P: Khamosh se labb...

Dr: Aphasia!

P: Gulabi Gaal...

Dr: Acne cea!

P: Kapkapate hath...

Dr: Parkinson's!

P: Chand sa chehra...

Dr: Cushing's Syndrome!

P: Kaala Til...

Dr: Melanoma!

P: Har Taraf Usi Ka Chehra...

Dr: Visual Hallucination!!

MORAL:

Beauty is Deceptive, " Full of Diseases " ;-)

manish kothari

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