Massive loss

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Massive Loss

The international police are on the lookout for Jean-Claude Mas, who made

defective breast implants which leaked a lot of liquid silicone into the

proud chests of users.

It seems that when a group of ladies went to complain to the police saying

that they had suddenly lost a lot of mass, the police said, " Yeah! We too

have lost Mas and are looking out for him! " Apparently, the Lyon based

entrepreneur was not available locally, leading a person to quip that if you

lose a breast, you won't find it in a loin!

It seems that Mr. Mas used an industrial quality of silicone instead of

medical silicone. Thus when husbands and other creatures are industrious

around these breasts, there may be a sudden rupture with leaking out. This

gives a whole new meaning to Industrial Recession. Come to think of it, how

about a Silicon valley?

Mr. Jean-Claude Mas was, rather aptly, a former butcher who ran the company

called Poly Implant Prothese or PIP which made these defective implants.

Earlier this year, judges had already liquidated his company. Probably that

is why his implants also followed suit by liquidating!

Thus the same man, who was responsible for making so many chests puff out

with pride, has 'drooped' away from public eye. Some might even say that his

imminent arrest was leaked out to him.

Soon we may see a woman with two vastly different children. So when we ask

her how come one child is so well built, she might reply that he was

conceived when she was on steroids. And why is the second child so idiotic?

Well, I have been feeding him liquid Silly-cone!

Reminds me of that limerick about the woman who had two of different sizes;

One was so large it won prizes. And the other was so small, it was nothing

at all.

I personally think that this entire thing is making mountains out of mole

hills, and just a Silly Con!

Kishore Shah