Guest guest Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 Dr.Dilip J Raichura 9324351494 ----- Forwarded Message ---- Sent: Sat, 27 November, 2010 5:44:56 PM Subject: Fwd: FW: UID Card ________________________________ ________________________________ NandanNilekani's dream - How the National ID card will work Operator : " Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your... " >> >> >>Customer: " Heloo, can I order.. " >> >> >>Operator : " Can I have your multi purpose ID card number first, Sir? " >> >> >>Customer: " It's he..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610 " >> >> >>Operator : " OK... You're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jal >>Vayu.....Your home number is 2x26xxxx, your office 250xxxxx and your mobile is >>09xxxxxxxx. Which number are you calling from now Sir? " >> >> >>Customer: " Home! How did you get all my phone numbers? >> >> >>Operator : " We are connected to the system Sir " >> >> >>Customer: " May I order your Seafood Pizza... " >> >> >>Operator : " That's not a good idea Sir " >> >> >>Customer: " How come? " >> >> >>Operator : " According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and >>even higher cholesterol level Sir " >> >> >>Customer: " What?... What do you recommend then? " >> >> >>Operator : " Try our Low Fat Pizza. You'll like it " >> >> >>Customer: " How do you know for sure? " >> >> >>Operator : " You borrowed a book entitled " Popular Dishes " from the National >>Library last week Sir " >> >> >>Customer: " OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will >>that cost? " >> >> >>Operator : " That should be enough for your family of 05, Sir. The total is Rs >>500.00 " >> >> >>Customer: " Can I pay by! Credit card? " >> >> >>Operator : " I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over >>the limit and you owe your bank Rs 23,000.75 since October last year.That's not >>including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.. " >> >> >>Customer: " I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash >>before your guy arrives " >> >> >>Operator : " You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit >>on machine withdrawal today " >> >> >>Customer: " Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long >>is it gonna take anyway? " >> >> >>Operator : " About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and >>collect it on your Nano Car... " >> >> >>Customer: " What! " >> >> >>Operator : " According to the details in system ,you own a Nano >>car,...registration number GZ-05-AB-1107.. " >> >> >>Customer: " ? " >> >> >>Operator : " Is there anything else Sir? " >> >> >>Customer: " Nothing... By the way... Aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of >>cola as advertised? " >> >> >>Operator : " We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also >>diabetic....... " >> >> >>Customer: #$$^% & $@$% >> >> >>Operator : " Better watch your language Sir.. Remember on 15th July 2010 you were >>convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...? " >> >> >>Customer: [Faints] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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